Shall we sing a song for you? - Other teams thread [R]

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  1. Achtung

    Achtung Member

    Jul 19, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And keep it going...
     
  2. Stud83

    Stud83 Member+

    Jun 1, 2005
    So, if Lampard is fat, what do we call Tevez, who is 5 inchest shorter and 10 pounds heavier than him?
     
  3. sdotsom

    sdotsom Member+

    Manchester United
    Mar 27, 2005
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Unfit and hasn't trained with us long enough is the company line around here.
     
  4. yikchi

    yikchi Member

    Aug 11, 2004
    Garden State
    Hey, LA Galaxy lost again... what a disaster.

    Would love seeing Ronaldinho going to Chelsea. It will be comical to see that bunch share one football.
     
  5. Sapphire

    Sapphire Moderator

    Jun 29, 2003
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Tevez: stocky, heathly, hulky, bulky, rotund, portly, stout, chubby, curvy, zaftig, full-figured, big-boned, voluptuous . . . :)
     
  6. Vermont Red

    Vermont Red Member

    Jun 10, 2003
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Different body type. Also, Tevez's head alone weighs five pounds more than Frank's.
     
  7. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    That's just because it's stitched up from the remains of five other people's heads.
     
  8. cr7torossi

    cr7torossi Member+

    May 10, 2007
    lol

    Fat Frank has only 8% body fat, which is amongst the lowest 3(?) at Chelsea. It is only because FFL gets riled by it all the time(and celebrates a deflected goal as if he has proved the fans wrong) which keeps it going.
     
  9. Achtung

    Achtung Member

    Jul 19, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Garber really needs to take lessons on fixing games from David Stern.
     
  10. yikchi

    yikchi Member

    Aug 11, 2004
    Garden State
    Well, it's hard to fix game by (e.g.) awarding BS PK when the Galaxy aren't even good enough to get near the other team's penalty area.
     
  11. cr7torossi

    cr7torossi Member+

    May 10, 2007
    Italian press states that Puerta's illness would have something to do with doping, Sevilla would be a major Fuentes client, which would explain the teams booming over the last 15 months where they won 5 trophies.

    Interesting allegations these. Operation Puerto named around 200 professional athletes, of which only 56 were cyclists on whom the entire media attention was.
     
  12. jpick

    jpick Member

    Jul 5, 2006
    jacksonville, FL
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    domenech suspended by uefa for the september 8th qualifier. also toni's injury concerns are worse than imagined, and he might miss that game, combined with materazzi and maybe also cannavaro and some others. then with totti's and nesta's retirement, italy is looking thin, but now france will have their own issues too. should be an entertaining match, if for just all the side issues.

    edit: ah, innocent 'til proven guilty, italian press are a bunch of idiots, we'll wait to see if they have evidence. regardless of if he did dope or not, i wish him well.
     
  13. cr7torossi

    cr7torossi Member+

    May 10, 2007
    I wish him well too. Being someone who quite likes pro cycling, I just want other sports to implement strict doping checks as pro-cycling does.
     
  14. jpick

    jpick Member

    Jul 5, 2006
    jacksonville, FL
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    yeah, I understand that, especially as football is such a high-endurance sport where doping with endurance-enhancing drugs is very beneficial.
     
  15. SirManchester

    SirManchester Member+

    Apr 14, 2004
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    I haven't been able to varify this but I'm hearing rumors of Ronaldinho getting dual citizenship. Anyone know if this is true?
     
  16. Invincible

    Invincible Member+

    Mar 28, 2004
    Sanctuary
    U mad? Fat Frank is called Fat Frank because he's your typical skinny fat guy with a fat face. Tevez is built and has much more muscle mass than Fat Frank. Muscle weighs more than fat you tard.
     
  17. prymetyme

    prymetyme Member

    Aug 20, 2005
    Vallendar
    http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/7157844

     
  18. jpick

    jpick Member

    Jul 5, 2006
    jacksonville, FL
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    i thought i read that is was announced on the team website, but everyone had said it had happened early last week, so the timing was wrong, but now he is an eu citizen.
     
  19. sdotsom

    sdotsom Member+

    Manchester United
    Mar 27, 2005
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    The Ronaldinho thing has been planned for awhile now. Most of the Brazilians in Spain do that - I think Julio Baptista may have, Cicinho found an Italian grandparent making him EU, and Roberto Carlos did it about 2 years ago. Fat Ronaldo, or sorry, hyperthyroid Ronaldo may have done it as well.

    Don't know how many non-Euro's Barca has in their side. Yaya Toure, Eto'o..?
     
  20. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    [youtube]hSd6mjr0rIA[/youtube]

    Look at that 'muscle' fly! ;)
     
  21. sdotsom

    sdotsom Member+

    Manchester United
    Mar 27, 2005
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Best game in last year's Premiership, on a random note. Berba's free kick was simply fantastic.
     
  22. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    One of the best games so far this decade, imo.
     
  23. Invincible

    Invincible Member+

    Mar 28, 2004
    Sanctuary
    You dont have to be a steroid looking freak to have muscle mass bro. That mass is in his legs and his back and traps.

    (*note to billyireland, don't argue with a bodybuilder about......muscle)
     
  24. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    He is hiding that muscle under a layer of 'chub' though, let's be honest.
     

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