Yves retires from Humanitarian work

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  1. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
    #1 Richter Boy, Apr 1, 2003
    April Fools. Like Yves would ever give up his life's quest.
     
  2. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
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    #2 TheSlipperyOne, Apr 1, 2003
    How could you play such a cruel joke on us??
     
  3. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
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    #3 spejic, Apr 1, 2003
    I cried tears of blood when I saw the thread title.
     
  4. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
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    May 18, 1999
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    #4 Goodsport, Apr 1, 2003
    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp But were they yours? :confused:
     
  5. clashcityrocker

    clashcityrocker Member

    Mar 12, 1999
    In the shadow of RFK
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    #5 clashcityrocker, Apr 2, 2003
    Actual quote from Yves' press conference:


    Yves: I regret to inform the world that I am retiring from humanitarian work. I intend to concentrate on feeding orphans, healing the consumptive, and donating organs to the sick. I see a hand - do you have a question?
    Reporter: Couldn't all of that be defined as 'humanitarian work'?
    Yves: You do have a point. Okay, I guess I'm not retiring after all.
     
  6. clubfoot

    clubfoot New Member

    Jul 14, 1999
    Oakland, CA
    #6 clubfoot, Apr 2, 2003
    I knew that was a damned lie the minute I read it. His every breath is for the benefit of other people.
     
  7. Sam the Butcher

    Sam the Butcher New Member

    Sep 20, 2001
    Highlands Ranch, CO.
    #7 Sam the Butcher, Apr 3, 2003
    Yves bless you all. He is such a wonderful man!
     

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