You Know You're in a Blue State When...

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  1. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
  2. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The San Jose Mercury News had a similar set of photos. Not crying so much, more like stunned "WTF" looks.
     
  3. Northcal19

    Northcal19 New Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    Celtic Tavern LODO (
    when blacks can sit at the lunch counter?
     
  4. Coach_McGuirk

    Coach_McGuirk New Member

    Apr 30, 2002
    Between the Pipes
    When they bring me something hot in a cup when I order "tea"?

    When the guy who is driving your cab has the atomic symbol for Boron as a letter in his name?

    When you see "Jenny from the block" on the actual block?

    Where you hear music created by instruments you had no idea were even invented yet?

    When your choice of beverage is Mountain Dew or Crab Juice? (Thank you, Homer Simpson)

    Just throwing it out there, seeing what sticks....
     
  5. M9fanatic

    M9fanatic Member

    Oct 31, 2000
    North Side.
    That's in every part of the world. If you want it cold you ask for "Iced tea"

    Racist much?
     
  6. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. Own Goal Hat-Trick

    Jul 28, 1999
    ColoRADo
  8. cl_hanley

    cl_hanley New Member

    Sep 3, 2001
    Costa Mesa
    No, just a humble "I love you man, but not in a homoerotic way" Jesus man who marches resolutely with Dubya on his quest for Truth, Christendom, and Weapons of Mass Destruction. ;)
     
  9. He's In Fashion

    Jan 7, 2000
    Littlefun, CO, US
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Northcal19 again.

     
  10. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    Taken care of.
     
  11. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    You mean the letter "B"? What crazy language uses that?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
     
  12. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    You know you're in a blue state when....

    ...the bulge in people's jackets is not a gun but a vibrator
     
  13. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    ..your state actually has stuff the terrorists want to blow up, yet the people don't tend to store a twelve-pack of Homeland Defense duct tape in the "anti-radiation chamber" (ie: broom closet).
     
  14. christopher d

    christopher d New Member

    Jun 11, 2002
    Weehawken, NJ
    Someone rep this man, please? I need to spread some Reputation around first.
     
  15. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    You know you're in a blue state when...

    ...at the local high school, the student body marijuana club is closed and its members are suspended....because the teachers discover it is a front for a clandestine Bible study.
     
  16. DoyleG

    DoyleG Moderator
    Staff Member

    FC Edmonton
    Canada
    Jan 11, 2002
    Victoria, BC
    Club:
    FC Edmonton
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to argentine soccer fan again.
     
  17. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York
    The Dixie Chicks aren't on the most wanted list.

    You aren't shot for working on Sundays.

    Children can read Catcher in the Rye without fear of paddling

    The locals accept reality.
     
  18. cl_hanley

    cl_hanley New Member

    Sep 3, 2001
    Costa Mesa
    C'mon! Sooner Stadium isn't high on the list?
     
  19. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ...you don't own a gun, let along many guns to necessitate an entire rack.
     
  20. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    You are not ashamed of your college degree.





    Full disclosure: I got my collge degree in a red state
     
  21. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know you are in a blue state when:

    -- "I don't like his wife" was not one of the determining factors in your vote on Tuesday. It likely wasn't even in the top 100.

    -- Having a post-graduate degree is not sufficient for your local sheriff to add you to a terrorist watch list.

    -- Your other car is public transportation.

    -- You think the initials "SEC" stand for "Securities and Exchange Commission".

    -- You've used the term "flyover country" not as a joke or a slur, but as a matter of fact. You probably used it while flying over it.

    -- You signed the "Rehire Bob Edwards" online petition earlier this year.

    -- You've attended a "commitment ceremony" for either a gay or straight couple.

    -- You got a robocall last week that began, "Hello, this is Reverend Jesse Jackson..."

    -- The movie phrase "now playing in select cities" means it's playing down the street from you.

    -- Your governor announces he's gay, and his approval rating rises.

    -- You're secretly hoping that the evangelicals are right and that the Rapture really does happen, since it means we'll finally be rid of them all and have the place to ourselves.
     
  22. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    . . . the obituaries are chock full of people who died because their neighbors gay married.

    . . . Eminem thinks the mayors in your area have rough tongues.

    . . . "dinner and theater" means Charlie Trotter's and Chekov, not TGI Friday's and "Legends: Where Only the Best Celebrities Are Impersonated!"

    . . . you come across of parade of people downtown protesting the poor treatment of tofurkeys.

    . . . the museums have exhibitions other than "100 years of John Deere."

    . . . you occasionally see a thin person.
     
  23. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "You might be a Redneck" jokes don't strike a nerve.

    Late night shenanigans involving beer and shotguns get your arrested.

    Cowboy hats are worn pretty much on Halloween only...except for that naked-guitar playing guy in NYC.

    Your belt buckle isn't bigger than your head.

    You can actually pronounce the word "ignorant" correctly.

    Larry the Cable Guy is on your TV, not actually installing your cable.

    You don't think that the Confederate Flag is just a symbol of states rights.

    You never voted for a senator who actually owned slaves.

    Nobody ever gets "uppity."

    Making fun of NASCAR doesn't get you beat up.

    You've never been to a shotgun wedding.

    Your neighborhood isn't painted with pastels.

    The hurricane/tornado gods don't hate you.

    You don't think Dale Earnhart is sitting at the right hand of God.

    To you, The 'Dukes of Hazard' was a comedy, not a drama.

    You get it.
     
  24. Glenwood Lane United

    Apr 28, 2001
    Hanover Park, IL
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think it's well below the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.
     
  25. Coach_McGuirk

    Coach_McGuirk New Member

    Apr 30, 2002
    Between the Pipes

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