1. You speak Spanish, Portugues, Italian, Latin, Rumanian? 2. You know who Maradona, Pele, Di Stefano, Valderrama, Hugo Sanchez, Etcheverry, Zamorano, Cubias, Hagi, Romario, Bebeto, Cafu, Roberto Carlos, Tevez, Palermo, Hierro, Batistuta, Kempes, Franchescoli, Pagliuca, Cappello, Pekerman, Parreira, Scolari, Lexemburgo, Bora, Calero, Basile, Saviola, Raul, Butragueno, Baggio, Maldini, Rossi, Baresi, Simone, Albertini, Zoff, C. Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Donadoni, Vieri, Del Piero, V Bahia, Couto, Quaresma, Do Santos, Messi, Magico Gonzalez, Wanchope, Suazo, Valdez, Higuita, Chilavert, Cardozo are... 3. You dont score goals, you score golazos. 4. Futbol to you is a religion, is a way of living, is your passion and one only love. 5. People that doesnt play or know futbol is the most weird people on earth... 6. Coaches and fans love you, soccer players learn from you, and EPL fans hate you. 7. You have celebrated a goal with your fans, running so fast that you didnt see the soccer ref giving you a red car for taking off your shirt and showing your "caliente" skin color to the ladies. 8. Unless a Coach tells you to play with balls and to dribble that "dumb" defender that is following you everywhere on the field (and try to get him red carded) you really dont pay attention to what the coach says, unless he is Fabio Capello of course ;-) 9. You always dream playing for Real Madrid, Boca Juniors, or AC Milan. You always saw yourself winning a World Championship with Brazil, Argentina, Italy, Spain, Uruguay, Mexico (Under 17)? 10. You dont believe that Salvadoran dude that says "Magico Gonzalez has been compared to Maradona, Pele, Cruff, Ronaldinho, Zico, and not to Hugo, and that Jorge is the best player that ever came out of concacaf" 11. You will never miss any of these games... not even your wife birthday is more important than an Argentina vrs Brazil, Italy vrs Germany, Spain vrs Argentina, Mexico vrs Argentina, Brazil vrs Italy, Brazil vrs Portugal, Real Madrid vrs Barcelona, Boca vrs River, America vrs Chivas, Penarol vrs Velez, Colo vrs Pachuca, Honduras vrs Costa Rica, El Salvador vrs Puerto Rico =) 12. You have at least one member of your family that played pro, one dude from school that played for the national team, and one dude frin your country that plays in La Liga or Il Calccio. 13. Your granpa tells you that no other player in the world was better than Di Stefano, not even Pele or Maradona, and some of your old uncles backed that up. 14. Your uncle think Puscas, Cruff, Rud Gullit, Platini and Zidane played like Latins. 15. Roberto Baggio is still your hero even though he missed that pk in the Rose Bowl. 16. To you, number 10 is a number reserved for the best of the best, and if you ever have the chance to weare el "Diez" you better know how to show style and class on the field. The number diez is reserved for Maradona calibers from el Barrio. 17. Anglo dudes always ask you how to do that move... and joke around wish telling you "I wish I was that cool" 18. Blond chearleaders think you're have sexy lips =) 19. You have white cleats and something to hold your dark long hair =) 20. You dont understand ping pong EPL, and American football... I mean MLS. 21. Your Coach tells you all the time to pass the ball. 22. An Anglo Coach take you out any time you do a taquito or a sombrerito. 23. You understand that you use diving as protection of the dumb uneskilled player that is always playing dirty trying to break your leg. 24. You have celebrated a goal dancing or feeling the latin "rithm." 25. Your parents punish you anytime you failed a test with not going to the soccer practice. 26. You had this old dude trying to fight you in your barrios field bc you made him look dumb after a tunelito in front of everybody. 27. Ladies love, they think your def Mr. Right. 28. You have posters of C. Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Maradona, Pele, Buffon, Casillas, Redondo, Cienfuegos and your national team in your room. 29. Your whole family is Catholic but you really dont know what you are... 30. Bring a soccer ball with you everywhere. 31. Anything you watch ESPN Streetbasketball, you feel really familiar with barrio futbol. 32. Roberto Baggio, Palermo, Valderrama and Etcheverry were not into fashion, they were just cool like that. 33. In the soccer field youre the classies, the hotter, the smartest, the "educated" the "opressive" the stylist, the delicated, the best looking, the "scientist" the "talented" the "civilized," the sophisticated, bad ass, the rambo... i mean the hero, and the "supremacist" Who wants to keep it going???