Chicago fire.. till I die.******** you Seattle..we drink malorts.we we drink old style. We drink good Midwestern beer.
My dad was a fan of Malort. Swore by a shot of it to cure a hangover. And if you don't want to drink it, cook with it! Easy Malort Cupcakes 1 box yellow cake mix 1/2 cup (1 stick) softened butter 3 eggs 1/2 cup Malort 1/4 cup lemon juice Mix ingredients together, pour into cupcake forms and follow box instructions for baking time and temp. Glaze: 1 cup powdered sugar Juice of one lemon Zest of one lemon Splash Malort to desired glaze consistency Optional: green and yellow food coloring to warn of toxic contents; Ibuprofen to be taken 1 hour after consuming Dip each cupcake into glaze. Dry thoroughly. Decorate. Eat??? In November 2011, Jeppson's Malört held a Twitter-based contest to come up with a slogan for the infamous beverage. The winning slogan came from Brian Asner: "Malort: Kick your mouth in the balls."
Someone sticky this thread.this should be the catch all thread for drunken ramblings.I think were going to need it.oh and a crazy chicagoan would drink a half a bottle of malort,a 12 of old style,smoke half an eighth till 3 am and go to work outside in the 100 degree heat all day.seatlle, eat cuttlefish.
I'd tell you to meet me on the playground to settle this like real men but I know the courts have barred you from being within 200 yards of a school.
I have 43 Vicodins waiting for me. With what should I wash them down? 1) Samuel Adams 2) Riunite Lambrusco 3) Pearl Vodka 4) Jack Daniels