******** you im drunk

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by chiladd, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. chiladd

    chiladd Member+

    Mar 21, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Piotr nowak rules.Andy sux balls.
     
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  2. chiladd

    chiladd Member+

    Mar 21, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Malort.
     
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  3. chiladd

    chiladd Member+

    Mar 21, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    1000 Bux. First non photoshoped pic of Mr nowak or hristo with a bottle of malorts.i
     
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  4. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    God damn I wish the "rep" system was better. This thread and these posts need more "rep".
     
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  5. HeyFireGO

    HeyFireGO Member+

    May 12, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I had malort one time...

    I made Rick James looks like Mr Rogers.

    Malort is a hell of a drug.
     
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  6. chiladd

    chiladd Member+

    Mar 21, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    25 bucks for a wilt malort photo.more if it is at a fire tailgate prior to this post.
     
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  7. chiladd

    chiladd Member+

    Mar 21, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Chicago fire.. till I die.******** you Seattle..we drink malorts.we we drink old style. We drink good Midwestern beer.
     
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  8. chiladd

    chiladd Member+

    Mar 21, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Lubos..cj...jerzey..Roman..ante...piotr...we are Chicago....blanco!!! We are ********ing mls
     
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  9. AutoPenalti

    AutoPenalti Am I famous yet?

    Sep 26, 2011
    Coconut Creek
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is a wonderful thread..
     
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  10. SixKick

    SixKick Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 13, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    chiladd = my new favorite poster
     
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  11. LIZZIE

    LIZZIE BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 18, 2001
    Sec 126
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My dad was a fan of Malort. Swore by a shot of it to cure a hangover. And if you don't want to drink it, cook with it!
    Easy Malort Cupcakes
    1 box yellow cake mix
    1/2 cup (1 stick) softened butter
    3 eggs
    1/2 cup Malort
    1/4 cup lemon juice

    Mix ingredients together, pour into cupcake forms and follow box instructions for baking time and temp.
    Glaze:
    1 cup powdered sugar
    Juice of one lemon
    Zest of one lemon
    Splash Malort to desired glaze consistency
    Optional: green and yellow food coloring to warn of toxic contents; Ibuprofen to be taken 1 hour after consuming

    Dip each cupcake into glaze. Dry thoroughly. Decorate. Eat???
    In November 2011, Jeppson's Malört held a Twitter-based contest to come up with a slogan for the infamous beverage. The winning slogan came from Brian Asner: "Malort: Kick your mouth in the balls."
     
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  12. Es Brennt

    Es Brennt Member+

    Feb 25, 2003
    Shermer, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
  13. m311ton

    m311ton Member

    Nov 27, 2007
    St. Louis
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    +1. This is beautiful.
     
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  14. chiladd

    chiladd Member+

    Mar 21, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Someone sticky this thread.this should be the catch all thread for drunken ramblings.I think were going to need it.oh and a crazy chicagoan would drink a half a bottle of malort,a 12 of old style,smoke half an eighth till 3 am and go to work outside in the 100 degree heat all day.seatlle, eat cuttlefish.
     
  15. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    I'm drinking box of wine Chardonnay out of a pint glass.
     
  16. loonixxx

    loonixxx Member+

    Chicago Red Stars
    Aug 28, 2004
    Soccer Limbo
    Club:
    Jagiellonia Bialystok SSA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'd be more impressed if you were using a stein. ;)
     
  17. Es Brennt

    Es Brennt Member+

    Feb 25, 2003
    Shermer, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I'd be more impressed if you skipped the middle man and popped a straw in the MF'er.

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    Had to share. ;)
     
  19. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    I'd tell you to meet me on the playground to settle this like real men but I know the courts have barred you from being within 200 yards of a school.
     
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  20. loonixxx

    loonixxx Member+

    Chicago Red Stars
    Aug 28, 2004
    Soccer Limbo
    Club:
    Jagiellonia Bialystok SSA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
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  21. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Only half-drunk while reading about the Seattle trade, but I'm working to do better.
     
  22. ratdog

    ratdog Member+

    Mar 22, 2004
    In the doghouse
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Starting a sixer of Hamm's tallboys.

    [​IMG]
     
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  23. I have 43 Vicodins waiting for me.o_O With what should I wash them down?

    1) Samuel Adams
    2) Riunite Lambrusco
    3) Pearl Vodka
    4) Jack Daniels
     
  24. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    The answer, of course, is "YES"
     
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