Worst Kits

Discussion in 'Philadelphia OT' started by Dbird76, Oct 6, 2009.

  1. Dbird76

    May 12, 2009
    Buggytopia
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So, just walked back from the bar after having slightly less than 10 Jameson's on ice. I'm sitting here watching a Stoke v Everton replay on Comcast, and I keep saying to myself "damn those spill bib v-necks Everton are wearing look stupid".
    It got me thinking, what do you think are the worst kits in the world?

    Maybe all the mistakes of others will keep the Union from making the same...
     
  2. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator
    Staff Member

    All of them
    Apr 14, 2003
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. Dbird76

    May 12, 2009
    Buggytopia
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Damn, that's a killthread for worst in show, unless you're a stripper or Dallas Cowboy cheerleader...
     
  4. chapka

    chapka Member+

    May 18, 2004
    Haverford, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ladies and Gentlemen, Mike Emenalo models the stylish San Jose Clash jersey:

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    Nobody was willing to model the Galaxy's '96 kit.

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    And even if these two aren't the worst individual jerseys in history, surely the league deserves some sort of award for overall, across-the-board ugliness:

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  5. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The early-90s seem to be the era of seizure-inducing jerseys overseas ...

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  6. USRoverDE

    USRoverDE Member

    Feb 24, 2008
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know they are a rugby team, not soccer/football, but seriously. Just google "Stade Francais rugby kits" or something like it. They have a propensity for pink AND "interesting" patterns.
     
  7. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Stunning. Breathtaking. Gorgeous!

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  8. Onion41

    Onion41 Member

    Jun 13, 2007
    The Glass Factory
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

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    WINNER HANDS DOWN
     
  9. ventur514

    ventur514 Member

    Feb 23, 2008
    Maryland
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  10. Dbird76

    May 12, 2009
    Buggytopia
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You could post a hundred pictures of Campos:

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  11. SoB Bolton

    SoB Bolton New Member

    Mar 25, 2007
    Chester, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Did it include this picture?
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  12. sara_laughs

    sara_laughs New Member

    Jun 16, 2008
    Reading, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not a kit per se but this one will give me nightmares for a while.

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  13. Nacional Tijuana

    Nacional Tijuana St. Louis City

    St. Louis City SC
    May 6, 2003
    San Diego, Calif.
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Joke went over my tiny head. Don't know anything about Brooks.

    EDIT: nm. I like CPBs kits. Make WMP's kits look even worse than normal!
     
  14. ventur514

    ventur514 Member

    Feb 23, 2008
    Maryland
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No worries, way inside.
     
  15. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator
    Staff Member

    All of them
    Apr 14, 2003
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :eek:

    Thanks Sara, now I will never sleep again.
     
  16. OKTerrific

    OKTerrific Member

    Sep 10, 2005
    The River End
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Leave it to Chelsea:

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  17. CyphaPSU

    CyphaPSU Member+

    Mar 16, 2003
    Not Far
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Was that from the most recent CASA league game up there? ^^
     
  18. HighburyForever

    HighburyForever Red Card

    Oct 15, 2006
    Wooloomooloo, New South Wales
    Club:
    Zenit St Petersburg
    Nat'l Team:
    Russia
    [​IMG]

    No, that is not a basketball jersey you are seeing. Cameroon's 2002 World Cup jersey
     
  19. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sun's out, guns out!
     
  20. Onion41

    Onion41 Member

    Jun 13, 2007
    The Glass Factory
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  21. SoB Bolton

    SoB Bolton New Member

    Mar 25, 2007
    Chester, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Winner winner chicken dinner!
     
  22. celt1997

    celt1997 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 31, 2006
    Philly Burbs
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Honest to God it felt like I was wearing a burlap sack. There was absolutely no elasticity to those.
     
  23. SoB Bolton

    SoB Bolton New Member

    Mar 25, 2007
    Chester, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Burlap would have been kinder to my poor nipples.
     
  24. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8UXf7gqWPs"]YouTube - Andy Bernard - Drafting & Chafing Nipples (Fun Run)[/ame]
     

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