which over-hyped American f-up would you have starting for Metro?

Jovan at least moves ineffctively whereas Clint is just ineffective.

Discuss.

 

Yeah, but how's Jovan when it comes to Red and Yello cards?

 

If those are our choices, I would rather have Metro start with ten men.

 

Metro the Metro Dog !

1- You can't hear him when he complains
2- You can substitute him as many times as you like and the ref won't know
3- He's had the same cleats for years so saves money.
4 - He's already been mugged by the ESC
5 - The kids love him!
6 - He's from Honduras, China, Mexico, Brooklyn, Italy, England, Israel, Pakistan....
7 - He gets along with Guevara (they both like to wear gloves and mittens)
8 - He's never been in a slump!
9 - There was that great spread in Plush USA!
10 - If he plays bad you can tear his head off...and put it back on

 

Clint cant be any worse then Jovan is right now

 

At least Clint is getting playing time. Although Jovan's probably still pulling in more $$$$$$.

 

u think Wynalda would make a comeback??

 

Abby Wambach dosn't have a team next year!!