which over-hyped American f-up would you have starting for Metro?

Discussion in 'New York Red Bulls' started by PSUdude, Oct 16, 2003.

  1. PSUdude

    PSUdude New Member

    Dec 15, 1998
    Elmhurst, Queens, NY
  2. Simon Birch

    Simon Birch New Member

    Aug 4, 2003
    With McOwen's Monkey
    Jovan at least moves ineffctively whereas Clint is just ineffective.

  3. NJPsycho

    NJPsycho New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Dirty Jerzee
    Yeah, but how's Jovan when it comes to Red and Yello cards?
  4. Roehl Sybing

    Roehl Sybing Guest

    If those are our choices, I would rather have Metro start with ten men.
  5. studsup

    studsup New Member

    Aug 12, 2001
    Garden State, born N
    Metro the Metro Dog !

    1- You can't hear him when he complains
    2- You can substitute him as many times as you like and the ref won't know
    3- He's had the same cleats for years so saves money.
    4 - He's already been mugged by the ESC
    5 - The kids love him!
    6 - He's from Honduras, China, Mexico, Brooklyn, Italy, England, Israel, Pakistan....
    7 - He gets along with Guevara (they both like to wear gloves and mittens)
    8 - He's never been in a slump!
    9 - There was that great spread in Plush USA!
    10 - If he plays bad you can tear his head off...and put it back on
  6. red&black1

    red&black1 New Member

    Mar 8, 2003
    Kearny NJ
    Clint cant be any worse then Jovan is right now
  7. prk166

    prk166 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 8, 2000
    Med City
    At least Clint is getting playing time. Although Jovan's probably still pulling in more $$$$$$.
  8. red&black1

    red&black1 New Member

    Mar 8, 2003
    Kearny NJ
    u think Wynalda would make a comeback??
  9. red&black1

    red&black1 New Member

    Mar 8, 2003
    Kearny NJ
    Abby Wambach dosn't have a team next year!!

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