Wherein Coleen Rooney earns the nickname Wagatha Christie

Unfortunately, we've reached the point where indulging mass stupid hastens mass death.

 

If the inevitable book isn't titled "Wags to Witches," I'll be disappointed.

 

Jamie Vardy has finally shown up in court today.

Coleen was pretty smart how she put out her fake stories, complete with emojis and everything

https://news.sky.com/story/rebekah-...urt-as-wagatha-christie-trial-begins-12609163

 

Vardy stormed out of court today because she felt "ill"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ey-gives-evidence-Wagatha-Christie-trial.html

 

Like Steven Goff used to reply about stadium rumors.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

I might too if I'd been dumb enough to bring this litigation that I was about to get saddled with legal bills and court costs for.

 

No updates today, so I'm guessing Vardy called in sick maybe??

 

Sure I am. I don't care about the story; but I do care very, very deeply about otherwise intelligent people caring about such a meaningless story.

 

You learn a lot about human behaviour though. This chick takes two-facedness and backstabbing to a whole new level

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According to the Sun she wants out of England ASAP. She's probably getting trolled to death

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/18614190/rebekah-jamie-vardy-flee-uk-after-trial-rooneys/

Jamie Vardy bought a stake in Rochester Rhinos: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/15385549/leicester-city-jamie-vardy-rochester-rhinos/

 

I always enjoy a good story about some greedy, underhanded jackoff getting their comeuppance. And honestly, I need a break from all of the existential dread I feel from reading "real" news, LOL.

 

Well, there is that...

 

That used to be what I watched soccer for. But lately, all the teams I care about inspire existential dread as well. So I'm trying to play more guitar.

 

It's been over 15 years since DCU was relevant. So I question your use of the word "lately".

 

Closing arguments today. I hope Vardy gets saddled with all the court costs and lawyer fees. This should never have gone to court

 

No, it's been *exactly* 15 years since DCU was relevant.

As for "lately", the key part of my post you're missing is that I said that lately, *all* my teams make me feel that way. While what you say is true about DCU, it wasn't true about other teams I support, and that helped. Now, no joy comes from soccer anywhere. To borrow from O'Brien, if you want a picture of my relationship with soccer these days, imagine a boot stamping on my face -- forever.

 

Couple of wankers?! Nice friend she is

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...bshell-pyjama-post-Wayne-Rooney-revealed.html

 

That judge is taking his sweet time coming to a verdict.

FYI in most cases there are no juries in UK civil trials

 

Verdict expected tomorrow at noon UK time

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/19353394/coleen-rooney-rebekah-vardy-trial-verdict-leak-fears/

 

Vardy loses. That means she'll probably have to pay Rooney's lawyer fees, which will run into the million$

https://www.skysports.com/football/...-vardy-loses-libel-case-against-coleen-rooney

 

I think Vardy will be able to pay the attorneys fees comfortably if she’s the first to claim Gumby’s “Wags to Witches” book title - a certain bestseller.

 

Still in denial

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/02/rebe...rview-since-losing-to-coleen-rooney-17114238/

 

Cry me a river?

“Rebekah Vardy breaks down in tears in first TV interview since losing Wagatha Christie trial to Coleen Rooney”

 

This woman doesnt know when to quit

Rebekah Vardy is 'weighing up two TV deals to tell her side of the Wagatha Christie case' | Daily Mail Online

 

As hilarious as this was to follow in the news at the time, I'm...not sure why anyone would want to spend money to see in re-enacted on a stage.