When Donkeys Fly: Michael Bradley at Chievo, pt 1 [R]

Frickin' site won't let me copy and paste the image, but I've meme-ified Mikey if anyone's interested.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/352bwo/

 

^^hahaha I love it

haha oh well THAT makes sense now.

He shaves his head...

 

Because he is balding...

It thought that, too. But there is spot in the back where no hair grows.

 

but the whole Michael Stipe look doesn't really work.

He sorta looks like one of the concentration camp guys that Micheal Caine had scrubbed out back when they arrived at practice.

 

Not all of us are blessed with lush flowing hair

 

are you suggesting a comb over?

 

Or...a hair piece?

 

I think that could add the Mike's aura.

 

That look seems to be working for him just fine.

http://www.thedenimkit.com/2011/01/31/mazel-tov-michael-bradley-amanda-barletta/

 

Nah, Mike looks sickly without hair. Not quite sure how folically challenged he is at this point, but he just needs a little something up top.

Sting, Alan Shearer, Chet from Weird Science. Just stay away from the Landon Donovan look.

 

He really is starting to look more like his father.



It'll be even more so in the blue kit.

 

It's a slippery slope. One minute you're leaving a little something on top, and the next you're Justin Mapp. Better safe than sorry.

 

They see a bit of themselves in him...

In the reflection...

Off his forehead.

 

I just think he needs a little sun and about 5 pounds of bulk and he'll look ok.

 

The latest photo editing technology(as well as my natural ability) has given us the opportunity to see what Mike would look like per your request:

The Stephen Ireland:

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/man_city/3794/horror_hair_con.html

 

Off the rails.

 

The funny thing is that it's Freddy Adu that some people claim is older than he says. I think I'd like to see Mr. Bradley's birth certificate.

 

No, a bone scan of his wrist.

 

Star Fox 64, anyone?

 

Star Fox 64? I don't get it. Love that game though, I like to think that James McCloud was really there at the end. Plus, you haven't killed Andross until you kill his brain!

Anyway, there's probably nothing wrong with MBs hair, he probably just shaves it because he thinks it hinders his heading ability. Commitment to the craft, I say.

 

He was alluding to the fact that Peppy says "You're becoming more like your father" in some missions

 

Oh yeah, I got it now! "You're father helped me like that too"

Damn, that game ruled.

 

This is why men shouldn't watch soccer, they clearly only care about how the players look

 

its just a ploy to sucker the opponent in before he strikes!

 

From the Chievo website: