What will BushCorp Round 2 MEAN? Your most outlandish predictions here.

This can't be too far off. I understand Skynet is part of the missile defense program.

 

Bush appoints 3 new Supreme Court Justices. The first comes before June of 05 and, on paper doesn't look too bad...on paper. The second and third are right-wing ideologists who slip under the rader because two + years in and people stop caring again. Two new amendments are ratified.

The kamikazee fiscal policy coninues.
There is another terrorist attack on US soil.
Dick Cheney dies from a massive heart attack.
George Bush clears more brush in Crawford.
Condoleza Rice is fired.
Rumsfeld writes a book that brings a great deal of new information to light.
A Bush daughter is arrested for an alcohol related offense.
The Iraqi elections are postponed and when they are held too soon, they turn out to be disasterous.
Hamid Karzai is assassinated.

 

What will BushCorp Round 2 MEAN?

...peace in our time...

 

Can't...hold back...laughter...must not...burst out laughing...

Well, the title does say "outlandish."

 

Soon everyone will be required every morning to kneel and bow in prayer to the White House. Personally, I will be holding my nose.

http://www.bushislord.com/

Doesn't he look great with long hair and a beard?

That web site was created by the scamster to bilk the really gullable religious right.

 

... and don't forget prosperity. Well, prosperity for all groups of Americans.

Outlandish, no?

 

I think he has three core constituencies.

1. evangelicals who think he is on God's right shoulder
2. right-wing nuts jobs who think the enemy is the American liberal
3. those few people that actually benefit from his idiotic policies

The first two scare the crap out of me because they are irrational.

 

Fiscal Campaign Promises:

- Make tax cuts permanent. (1.9 trillion over 10 years)
- Reform tax code.
- Partially privatize social security (1-2 Trillion over 10 years)
- Finish Iraq (probably another 200 billion)
- Cut government spending.

There is no friggin way he can get all of this accomplished. Especially without full support from the minority Democrats. You know he's not going to reach across the aisle.

I say the only thing he does is try to leave tax cuts in place and blow up more of the Middle East. Prove me wrong Bush.

 

An enemy nearly our equal in military technology and strength: A pissed off, united Europe.

 

Does that include Poloand? We don't want to forget Poland.

 

and lets not forget that they would garner more allies than we could...

 

Chicago1871 is spirited away by stormtroopers in the black of night for comments made on BigSoccer read by "Big Brother"

 

There will be some news reports right before the '06 midterm election about how Al Qaeda operatives have obtained the blueprints for some Southern Baptist churches in Tennessee and Pennsylvania.

 

The biggest military power in Europe (51st state), want no part, in a united Europe

 

the return of prohibition

 

I'd find this funny if it weren't so close to reality:
http://www.presidentialprayerteam.org/
http://www.heartlight.org/fast/

*puke*

 

That's outlandish?

 

So you liberals who think conservatives are the enemy should be withdrawn from this type of pigeon-holing? I am a strong right winger. I think Kerry could do a good job as President, in 2008, but not now. Hillary will be a loser for you in 2008. The American Center is scared of the Left, that is why Kerry lost and Hillary will ultimately lose. Any coincidence that Clinton and Gore were relative moderates? I think not. If you had any sense about you, Bill Richardson would be your next Candidate, then you may have a shot. But you will be going up against Rudy Giuliani, Americas Sweetheart.

 

Funniest post ever.

How is "a pissed off, united Europe" going to pay for this new, improved EuroMilitary? By cutting back on social welfare programs to illegal immigrant hobos, or by raising national income taxes from 65% to 75%?

I suppose they could just conscript the illegal immigrant hobos...

 

The technology is allready there. It's not about numbers any more man.

 

Under the Patriot Act, all individuals found guilty of unpatriotic activity will be forcibly relocated to a new "Free Speech Zone" centered around the Twin Cities.

 

Since my thread was stifled because of the title, I'll throw in my "Barack Obama will die in a suspicious plane crash in 2006" prediction here.

<looks around for another yellow card>

 

Hooray, I'm already there!