What is Arena Doing Right Now?

"No whammies, no whammies, no whammies, STOP! YES! I love the Game Show network!"

 

he is shillin at his posh mansion

 

Posting in World Rivalries as "Mike Segroves".

 

Titties and Beer

 

Doing the laundary and the dishes like a good husband.

Planning a trip to Sweden to check out their 2nd Division.

 

No, that's Sampson you're thinking of.

Bruce is busy grooming the ABMOD to take over as US coach when he (Bruce, not ABMOD) leaves the US team to take over my O-30 league (Division IV) team here in Detroit.

 

A Good Father

Trying to find a job for Kenny once he's cut by NJ.

 

Cleaning out the coach's bag, washing the pinnies, trying to decide if he should get new orange cones, checking the first aid kit, getting a Eufa license, trying to find some good practice balls, making sure he has a good practice field for the next call up, watching FSW, trying to convince Mrs. Arena that he needs both DirectTV and DishTV, surfing Hotels.com for places in Germany, weed whacking the lawn just one last time this season. . . . . . .

 

sweeeet.

 

New orange cones to start at right back? I'd support that!

 

Drinking Yoo-hoo, watching Simpsons re-runs, and getting his US Soccer Hall of Fame induction speech together. Not sure when he'll use it, but it'll be someday.

 

Sticking long rusty pins in his Noah Doll.

 

Sticking it to his cheap dirty bajoro.

 

Arena is reading bigsoccer and laughing at all you foos right now.

 

thinking of landon and pleasuring himself......no wait,,thats Ty Keogh.. Probably having Kiro and Richie clean his garage while he has a few Hienekens and watches MLS games

 

ughhhhhh - I'd prefer that, if he's going to be pleasuring himself, he think about Landon's girl - http://tinyurl.com/p1el

oh %^&# that is just too funny!

 

Its almost 6pm on the East Coast so I would think he is either eating dinner @ the moment or would be doing so shortly.

 

Getting a BJ from B.O.

 

1. Rumor has it the Bruce has been retained by Mexico's FA to put on a coaching clinic, along the lines of the one that he put on in the Quarters.

2. Taking expense paid trips to Aruba, the Bahamas, Cayman Islands, and the Virgin Islands to "scout" the US's potential next opponent in World Cup Qualifying.

3. Dreaming of Fredua

4. Teaching Preki how to use his right foot

5. Doing rehab with Josh Wolff

6. Chilling out in the basement of Mathis' crib, drinking the brew from the Kegerator, and chompin on some Doritos.


Some of the other answers were hysterical. My two personal favorites...
1. Calling Kenny and telling him Razov likes to use his left
2. Kirovski and Abmod cleaning out the garage

 

He is watching Fox Sports World, having a few beers, and taking notes.

 

Trying to think of a funny post for this thread.

 

Praying we get a couple of uberminnows in Round 1 so he can give himself his second cap...

 

Waiting for soft porn to come on Cinemax

 

I ran into him at RFK two weeks ago. I think he was scouting Wambach.

 

and his first start!


(photo by Wade Jackson/YCJ, and be honest, wouldn't the world be missing something without Wade Jackson and his photos?)