According to the radio, he is the thorn in our side. It's also a stupid name and I'm hearing it way too much.
Dont worry! In the real world we are winning 7-1. We are owned by a consortium consisting of the Ferdinand, Allen, Lampard and Bonds Families. Trevor Brooking is on the board and Sir Bobby Moore is the Chairman. We are managed by Iain Dowie. My real name is Napoleon XIII and i am the rightful emperor of France.
Anthrax scare!!!!!!!!!! according to reports I just made up. West Ham Uniteds training ground was cleared yesterday during an extended shooting session. A white substance was found in an unusual place and the players and manager became worried. After two hours of investigation, local authorities reported that special forces had analysed the substance and confirmed it was the goal line. As there was no danger of any contact training was resumed.
Goal line??? We only have one of those at our end of the pitch dont we? Dont worry we'll be challenging for the champions league by the end of next season! Vive le France Napoleon XIII
Another great performance from the hammers. The mixture of skill, passion and clinical finishing was truly astonishing.
Slightly brighter side (still quite dark though) Wigan lost Sunderland drew Leeds lost - I don't like them, and at least we are not in their situation
Did i mishear? Just before the commentary cut off Thanks Billy see you next week. Well done!' "Yeah we were' From the mouths of babes and heroes...
TheNewOrleansHammer has left the building, in lets face it, a bit of a SH!T. See you later, I'm off to burn down the DOS EQUIES building.