One of those is in the side yard of a house I run buy. At first I thought it was an urban scarecrow. Now I know better.
Yeah, we put out Halloween stuff two weeks ago. The stupid thing is that we put out pumpkins and gourds a few days ago. You have to be pretty lucky to get one that lasts two whole months. But that's true about everything these days. We got Grandparents day bouquets today. Grandparents day is 9/11. These have to be thrown out 9/10. I think there's some sort of theory of multiple purchases out there in the business world. It started with Halloween candy (you buy it early, you accidentally eat it all while watching Netflix, you have to buy it again) but now they want to spread it to everything.
And have you seen the size of the Halloween chocolate bars now? They are microscopic. If they get any smaller you'd use them as chips when baking cookies.
There's a house in my neighborhood that has the stump of a dead tree in the middle of the front yard. It's not big - about 2 feet tall and just 2 or 3 inches diameter. Instead of digging it out, they decorate it for all the holidays - Xmas, Mardi Gras, Easter, etc. It's still red, white and blue (a bit faded) from the 4th of July. One of the things I love about this town - people aren't afraid to be weird.
Fox News joins war on Halloween Taking the next logical step in the rainbow fentanyl panic, Fox News is now literally telling viewers not to let their kids go trick-or-treating this year. pic.twitter.com/ubjodQD13J— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) September 27, 2022 Back in the good old days, all parents had to watch out for was razor blades in apples and Ex-Lax disguised as chocolate.
Yes, but that's a pagan holiday that encourages kids to worship Satan and engage in the dark arts, so all is well.
Just remember "Hershey" has "Heresy" inside it. Sky Bars were the big score in my day, even above Three Musketeers...
Halloween has been around for decades, with no ill effects.. It's time to declare war on the real enemy that surfaces every Fall -- pumpkin spice
It's killing me that my latest flareup of gout is keeping me from fully enjoying the gorgeous Fall weather we're having right now.