USOC Final PBP thread

What the fuck happened there?

1-0, Chicago..

*#*#*#*# you Chicago.

 

When we lose this game, it's on Clint Mathis and his *#*#*#*#-passing head.

 

Mind you, Guevara hasn't been spectacular either.

I need more beer. This sucks.

 

I don't know if Clint even looks before he passes. Dreadful.

 

17 minutes to go. Can we please look like scoring just once?

 

I never thought I'd say this, but...thank GOD. Clint has been substituted. Magee on, Mathis off.

I actually feel better about us scoring now.

But what the hell are we doing with the ball now in our box???

 

Lisi on for Richie.

If Mathis and Richie don't see the field again for us, I won't be too sad.

 

Gaven crosses to Guevara and the headerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............saved. Damn.

 

Free kick wasted by Lisi.

10 minutes to go.

 

Nice work by Leitch, nice work by Woly..weak header, easily saved.

 

No, Mathis has been close to worthless.

 

There'll be a few minutes of injury time after this stoppage.

 

3 minutes left, and it's starting to look dark.


We've outplayed them, and they're poised to steal this. I'm sick to my stomach.

 

Break Damani Ralph's *#*#*#*#ing legs.

 

4 minutes of stoppage time.

But we look lost now.

I'm so glad I've got one last beer, which is all I need now

 

Freekick for us just outside their box.

Doesn't every team get at least one chance like this?

 

Magee over the bar. *#*#*#*#

 

1 minute left. I don't think this is our night

 

{edited in a moment of lucidity}