US boarding plane today [R]

Discussion in 'USA Men: News & Analysis' started by Sachsen, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    classic.

    Landon climbed on board, and sat in the middle of the plane. Upon seeing Claudio sit next to him, Landon went off to the side of the plane and wasn't seen nor heard from the rest of the flight.

    McBride opened up a gash on his forehead trying to open the overhead bins.

    Just five minutes after being on board Bocanegra was ejected from the plane for doing something stupid and unnecessary.

    Eddie Lewis and DMB kept switching seats the entire trip, constantly moving from the front to the back of the plane.

    Shelly Smith kept popping onto the microphone to share antecdotes about members of the flight team.

    The plane couldn't take off until the found Landon's binky ... I mean, Bianca.

    Giving a pre-flight pep talk to the pilots, Bruce said 'Remember, you fly for the greatest airline in the world. I don't care if I have to drag you out of the cockpit, just get us to Germany.'

    Halfway through the flight, Shelly Smith had a conversation with Mooch as Bruce was nowhere to be found.

    EJ kept running forward into sections that he didn't belong in.

    Berhalter let the drink cart go right by him without stopping it. Twice.

    Taylor Twellman just stood on the tarmac and threw rocks at the plane. He missed.
     
  2. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    yeah, unfortunately that plane crashed right after takeoff because it turns out it wasn't as good as the Mexicans thought and there was this constant whining coming from it.

    The plane's ID number? 2-0. Now, that's odd.
     
  3. Magpie Maniac

    Magpie Maniac Member

    Dec 28, 2001
    North Carolina, USA
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The plane was last seen diving over Columbus.
     
  4. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    previously, it was seen going down in flames over Korea.
     
  5. generals soccer

    Feb 7, 2006
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Repped.
     
  6. ECRedSoxFan

    ECRedSoxFan Member

    Jul 22, 2005
    Charlotte, NC
    Evidently Dave O'Brien was telling one of the other passengers on the plane all about this huge castle that Kasey Keller lives in and in the middle of the story, the passenger finally had to stop O'Brien from telling his tale to let him know that he, infact, was Kasey Keller.
    To break up the awkward silence that followed, O'Brien began to talk to Keller about the game against Poland where it was snowing really hard out. He ended the story by saying, "yeah.....that was awesome", in a very Chris Farley-esque manner.
     
  7. Nimbus2000

    Nimbus2000 Member

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Mar 6, 2001
    New England
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don't their stewardesses wear a tie and bluejeans?
     
  8. Chowderhead

    Chowderhead Member

    Aug 3, 1999
    Central Falls, RI
    Now that's funny.
     
  9. FMF_LFP

    FMF_LFP Red Card

    Aug 19, 2005
    Piss Peru
    My Damm American Bud was acting stupid and posting irrevelant pics, while I was away . We always have a huge rivalyy between .


    Damm Chris

    now back to subject ...


    I can just see Dempsley trying to thump and get his Hip self with his Ipod and huge Bose headphones Crunkin it ," no rhytmn "
     
  10. Chowderhead

    Chowderhead Member

    Aug 3, 1999
    Central Falls, RI
    OHHHHHHHH!
     
  11. Chowderhead

    Chowderhead Member

    Aug 3, 1999
    Central Falls, RI
    I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it went down, so to speak, just like that.
     
  12. FlashMan

    FlashMan Member

    Jan 6, 2000
    'diego
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Unfortunately the pilots thought the World Cup was played in the same venue every four years, and landed in Seoul.

    Our boys will be 36 hours late landing in Hamburg, but hopefully no worse for the wear. (They decided to hold a 5 v. 5 scrimmage in coach.)
     
  13. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Eric Wynalda kept telling Dave that he thinks Taylor Twellman could've done a better job of opening up the bag of complimentary peanuts than Brian Ching.

    Every so often, Marcelo would pipe in with 'See here? We need to go juuuuust a little more south, southwest.'
     
  14. Wahoo

    Wahoo New Member

    Aug 15, 2001
    Seattle, USA
    Cmon people.... this is neither News or Analysis.
     
  15. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    the news? people on a plane.
    the analysis? where did Bobby sit and why did he sit there?
     
  16. T Nitty

    T Nitty New Member

    Jun 3, 2004
    MD
    What's the meal?

    I can just imagine Gooch trying to sleep. GAM and Clint are holding a rap battle a few rows back. All the sudden they go silent and look up to see Gooch staring down at them with his you-will-shut-up-if-you-know-what's-good-for-you look. For the rest of the flight, GAM and Clint don't say a word. They don't even get up to use the toilet.
     
  17. Sachsen

    Sachsen Member+

    Aug 8, 2003
    Broken Arrow, Okla.
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Blasphemy.
     
  18. FlashMan

    FlashMan Member

    Jan 6, 2000
    'diego
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    it's not news that the plane landed in Seoul and will be 36 hours late in Hamburg? if that's not news, then what???
     
  19. Dont Tread

    Dont Tread New Member

    Feb 22, 2006
    Terre Haute,IN
    if it was true....
     
  20. Sachsen

    Sachsen Member+

    Aug 8, 2003
    Broken Arrow, Okla.
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Conrad: "'We're almost there,' I whispered to my package of in-flight peanuts. 'We're almost ready to land.'

    My stomach responded, 'Is this flight almost OVER yet?'

    Mouth: 'No kidding, he's made me go through three air sickness bags already!'

    Ears: 'If I have to listen to The Golden Boy point out the window and say, "Look! It's Kasey's castle!" ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to have you point to a stadium out there and say, "Hey Landycakes, isn't that where you tried to play once?"'

    Groin: 'Is Beasley out of the restroom yet? I hope he didn't get sucked in again.'"
     
  21. FlashMan

    FlashMan Member

    Jan 6, 2000
    'diego
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    hilarious. i'm about to rep U.
     
  22. Etienne_72772

    Etienne_72772 Member+

    Oct 14, 1999
    I do see a resemblance! See, everyone is connected to everyone else on that show!

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  23. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    gooch is gonna beat totti with his jesus stick.
     
  24. 352klr

    352klr Member+

    Jan 29, 2001
    The Burgh of Edin
    Track their Flight

    If you're a huge geek, you can track their flight at the following website

    http://www.flightview.com/TravelTools/FlightTrackerQueryResults.asp

    It's LH for the airline code and 489 for the flight number. They're about halfway between Newfoundland and Greenland at 37,000 feet at 587MPH. That means they've got some great tailwinds and should be landing a little ahead of schedule.
     
  25. jfugate

    jfugate Member

    Mar 10, 2003
    Chi-town
    This thread has steadily improved with every page. Good work!
     

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