Ugliest soccer uniform ever! (Part 2)

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by TOTC, Aug 28, 2002.

  1. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    OK, here we go again.

    Regret that more than six entries cannot be used, but that makes the choices a bit clearer.

    TRANSLATIONS:

    1. Germany's green jerseys in the early 1990s involved heaping helpings of black, orange, and yellow.

    2. Tan and brown with gold tassels. Really.

    3. One kit with wavy red stripes, another with an acid-washed look. Bon Jovi lives!

    4. Half-rainbow, half white. Nuff said.

    5. White, black, and grey leaves across the front like an Ingmar Bergman movie.

    6. Forgive me if I have the wrong kit, but this was buttugly.

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    Natch, one could have voted for the entire MLS first season, but the Wiz didn't get enough votes the last poll we did a year ago (before the post WC database crash).
     
  2. NEKSoccer

    NEKSoccer Member

    Jul 21, 2000
    Long Island, NY
    You forgot the MLS uniforms from the first season! Remember the Dallas Burn? Green does not go with red, white, and black!
     
  3. Chesco United

    Chesco United Member+

    Jun 24, 2001
    Chester County, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Caribous' one and only season of shame was 1978, not 1977. Otherwise, good poll, TOTC.
     
  4. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    Whoops! Would a moderator like to change that, please?
     
  5. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    Arsenal home and away 2002-03
     
  6. bocatuna

    bocatuna New Member

    Aug 8, 2002
    England
    Leeds Untied's Away 2002-2003. The top half looks like dried up cheese of the orange variety.

    Roma's Champion league kit last season was pretty bad as well as the Man. Utd. kit with the laced up collar.
     
  7. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    You must be thinking of the away jersey. I actually like the bright orange of the S-Pulse. And they're not leaves - it's a world map.

    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  8. otterulz

    otterulz Member

    Arsenal, Atleti
    South Korea
    Jun 20, 2002
    LIC, NY
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Where'd Mexicos Aztecan jerseys from 98 go?
     
  9. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
  10. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    Re: Re: Ugliest soccer uniform ever! (Part 2)



    I'm thinking of 2001:

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  11. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
  12. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United FC USOpenCup Champions
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Uhhh, they went to the "best looking jerseys ever" poll (well, the all-green ones did, anyhow), with the Croatia white '98 Lottos and '02 Senegal white jerseys. They all rule.

    But the USA's '94 jerseys were uglier than anything I've ever seen in this game. I was embarassed for my fellow citizens.
     
  13. Eric B

    Eric B Member

    Feb 21, 2000
    the LBC
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Absolutely disagree. They weren't great, but I wouldn't say they were horrible.

    I voted for the Caribous, but those orange Chelsea things were a close second. Ugly club, ugly kit.
     
  14. scoonie45

    scoonie45 New Member

    Jun 21, 2002
    Georgetown
    Personally, I think Denmark's Hummel jerseys are ugly. They may be traditional, but they just look like something from a girls high school basketball team in the 60s. And as much as I like Holland, the orange and black just remind me of Halloween.
     
  15. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    I just got a look at that one. Looks like a goalie jersey ....
     
  16. wu-tang beez

    wu-tang beez New Member

    Apr 19, 2002
    Irving, TX
    Not to agree w/ a trolling Mexico fan, but those lil aztec heads had me screaming, "Behold, I am you Tici god!" and in a very Homer Simpson voice," bow down to my flaming fury!"

    I was all intent on nominating the all too prideful rainbow laden KC Wiz jersey from 96', but then I saw that horrible s-pulse uni. Looks like some limp wristed fashion designer thought of soccer and yacked a globe on it. Whew! That kit fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch!
    Arf Arf[​IMG]who let the dogs out.
     
  17. Wizardscharter

    Wizardscharter New Member

    Jul 25, 2001
    Blue Springs, MO
    7. dcu's home kits - all black with white lines across the front. They look like a negative of a UPC label. No small wonder ONLY their own fans refer to them as the "red and black". Rediculous.
     
  18. Soccerholic

    Soccerholic New Member

    Mar 6, 2001
    Mile High
    We need more pictures here! I believe that all of these uniforms were chronicled in a similar thread before the crash, including (my vote) the hideous yet hilarious tassled Caribou.

    p.s. There are no caribou in Colorado. I don't know if there ever were.
     
  19. odg78

    odg78 Member

    Feb 14, 2001
    North Carolina
    Re: Re: Ugliest soccer uniform ever! (Part 2)



    Are you burning your lips on a crack pipe right now? No Wizards fan has any room to make fun of someone else's jerseys, particularly DC.
     
  20. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    Germany 1992
    [​IMG]

    Germany 1994
    [​IMG]
     
  21. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    Colorado Caribous 1978
    [​IMG]

    USA Home 1994
    [​IMG]
     
  22. butchiesboy

    butchiesboy New Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Florida
    I miss the Tampa Bay Mutiny a whole bunch, but my God, they had some bad unis.

    I think the ones that had shades of powder blue and lime green were the worst. Gave me a headache looking at them.
     
  23. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    Mexico 1998
    [​IMG]

    Celtic 1991-92
    [​IMG]
     
  24. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    Arsenal 1994-95
    [​IMG]

    Kansas City Wizards 1999
    [​IMG]
     
  25. dcufan1984

    dcufan1984 Member

    Feb 17, 2002
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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