The Washington Post loves to use puns in its headlines. I thought people might like sharing those headlines from around the country (world?). My first offering: Match Is Sealed With a Miss: Terps Advance
Not quite as good as soccernet's "FVCKS OFF TO BENFICA" when Brazilian Argel whose-last-name-is-spelled "eff you see kay ess" transferred to the Portuguese club. But pretty good. Or bad, depending on your view on puns.
I know that this thread is supposed to be for current headlines, but I couldn't resist. After Inverness Caledonian Thistle (Caley to its friends) beat Celtic in a Scottish Cup tie, the headline read: Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious. I hope the guy who wrote that retired. He'll never top it.