Trump Presidency Tweets 3 - The Old Man and the Seethe

Like "Louis'" but with more gold and crappier taste...

“It was like a breeding ground at the Trump hotel.” - Parnas explaining how guys like him would rub elbows with GOP congressmen and people like Robert Hyde.

— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) January 16, 2020

 

As so many Trumpsters, the guy is a piece of sh!t:

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The dude is not stable.https://t.co/HyqbRMTE7K

— Ashlee Explains It All (@ash_says_what) January 16, 2020

 

Liberal Hack!!!

Q: Senator McSally, should the Senate consider new evidence as part of the impeachment trial?

McSally: You’re a liberal hack I’m not talking to you

Manu- You’re not going to comment about this?
McSally: You're a liberal hack. pic.twitter.com/IW5pCfZ6Oa

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) January 16, 2020

 

I guess McNally won't be running as a purple Republican.

 

Remember, defending champion Ken Jennings wants you to vote for Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren. https://t.co/aTwXK85iym

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) January 15, 2020

 

Who is Ken Jennings?

 

I'll take "Not Very Funny Jokes" for 400, Alex.

 

It was kinda funny as a response to the lame Bloomberg tweet, talk about a setup....

 

the Defending Champ...


Duuuuhh!

 

This is what silver spoon kids that are never held accountable for anything sound like.

AKA very strong “Mom, yell at my teacher to bump my grade up” energy https://t.co/5Qz0sCt0FX

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 16, 2020

 

The President is asked about Rudy Giuliani’s letter and claims he didn’t know about it. He spends some time praising Rudy as a crime fighter, reiterates he didn’t know about the letter, and says it’s no big deal pic.twitter.com/LDwfSxYllo

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 16, 2020

 

OLD ABOUT MOS EISLEY: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"

NEW ABOUT TRUMP HOTEL: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"

— Jesse Ferguson (@JesseFFerguson) January 16, 2020

So, Devin Nunes, Robert Hyde, Bill Barr, Rudy Giuliani and Lev Parnas walk into a bar at Trump hotel ...

This whole thing used to read like a bad Russian spy novel; it's grown into an American mob story.#LevRemembers #LevSpeaks #PresidentPelosi #Maddow

— Good Grief! (@natespuewell) January 16, 2020

 

Translation: "He was supposed to do exactly what he's done, but more quietly"

 

"And he was supposed to really mean it, not just use our ideology for his own selfish ends!"

 

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Those who complain that Lev Parnas is a criminal of questionable credibility should remember that Trump did not select upstanding citizens to do his dirty work. He chose Giuliani and Parnas and Michael Cohen. Trump SELECTED these men to do his criminal bidding. So . . .

— Glenn Kirschner (@glennkirschner2) January 16, 2020

 

Trump is a criminal of questionable credibility and lies as he breaths. Yet he's POTUS.

 

That would hand Pence a nation already softened up for a good theocratizing and purge of Black and Brown people from any positions of influence at all. I'll take my chances with Trump and hope he ********s it up enough to affect everyone, longterm.

 

Better question. Who's Brad Rutter?

 

WTF is going on with the tongue?

thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhank you pic.twitter.com/k94gIhOSWO

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 16, 2020

 

This is...perfect.

When Trump says he knows everything, he knows nothing.

When Trump says he knows nothing, he knows something. And that something is bad. https://t.co/O21Ntmb60e

— Windsor Mann (@WindsorMann) January 16, 2020

Senators have been given a flashcard with suggested phrases to use to avoid reporters, per @caitlinconant and @Grace_Segers https://t.co/RVocWmrgq5 pic.twitter.com/1ANboUSVvB

— Melissa Quinn (@MelissaQuinn97) January 16, 2020

aw shit, here we go again pic.twitter.com/qUCY4NDzKJ

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) January 16, 2020

 

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God help the historians who have to explain this in 50 years.

"As news broke about his private agents plotting against an American ambassador, President Trump held a political rally in which he complained about a series household appliances. (No, seriously, check my footnotes!)" https://t.co/mRGeos11Xe

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 15, 2020