Sunday, February 8th, 2009 Kickoff: 8:30am ET, 1:30pm GMT. TV: Setanta USA LIVE @ 8:30am ET With the Cardiff replay canceled, our attention turns once again to our scummy, dirty, filthy neighbors. We visit the shithole on a 10 game unbeaten run*, so let's keep it going shall we? *This run has included far too many draws, let's smash these cvnts.
Dude, the First Street Draught House and the Fox & HOund Pub are recommended as soccer friendly pubs there-call them to see if they will be open!
I can feel the rage bubbling within me already. And it's only Monday afternoon. Being boxed in by the wall and five Scummers watching Bolton-Spurs while I'm trying to watch Arsenal burst West Ham's bubbles at Nevada's last Saturday was a nauseating experience. It was like being at the Motor Vehicle office... except that smells better. Spurs fans are SO dumb... (That's your cue, lads: HOW DUMB ARE THEY?) They're so dumb, they spend $14 (with the current exchange rate) for a DVD of a tie. A tie!!!! I mean, what can you say about them? Their New York HQ is Floyd NY in Brooklyn. Get it? Even their top local hangout is a "dive"! Q: Why are Spurs like a stick of bad chewing gum? A: They're thin where it counts, they have no flavor, they get chewed up, and they get stuck to the bottom of the table! A Spurs fan walks into a bar... What a klutz! They should change the name of the stadium to Black-and-White Hart Lane. After all, they haven't won the league in color! Thank you, I'll be here all week, you've been great, good night!
Russian or no, we can have these thick bastards. If Bentley gets within 50 yards of goal, I want Kolo to literally bury his ass. 3-0 to the Arsenal.
Really looking forward to this one; the way we blew the match in October still hurts. Couldn't get a ticket, so I'll be watching it in a pub in Highbury. He's suspended due to yellow card accumulation.
Yes, I mean shovel and all. Let's see him dig his way out like Criss Angel, dammit. Why should that be a bar? See above.
hmmm. i can't see that not meriting a red. yes. that could work. bentley buried, and toure sent off. win/win.
"Compromise" is an Arsenal fan saying, "Tottenham sucks!" and a Tottenham fan saying, "Yes, sir, you're right, sir, please don't hurt me, sir." And the Arsenal fan letting him off with just that. THAT is a "compromise."
The fantasy is the Spurs supporter talking to a grown man when there's women and children and scarfers to be lumped!
"Compromise" is an Arsenal fan saying, "Tottenham sucks!" and a Tottenham fan saying, "Yes, sir, you're right, sir, please don't hurt me, sir." And the Arsenal fan letting him off with just that. THAT is a "compromise." No, a "fantasy" is Spurs ever, ever, EVER winning the league again. If Spurs were an American sports team, we'd be trying to figure out what the source of their "curse" is. Because when you've gone nearly half a century without winning your league, there's got to be something more than inadequate on-field performance and boneheaded management involved. We're talking supernatural stuff. You gotta figure a team's gotta get lucky at least once in 48 seasons, right? I mean, even the New York Mets -- considering their presence in the biggest city, their little-brother relationship to the Yankees, and their patheticness when it counts, making them possibly the best U.S. analogue to Spurs -- have won two World Series in that time, although none in 22 years. But Spurs? They haven't won since the Macmillan government! That was nine Prime Ministers ago! Eight if you only count Harold Wilson once even though he was in Number 10 twice -- then again, when was the last time Spurs were Number 10 in the league twice?
what are you on about? we've finished 10th in the league every single year since 1994. seems that way, anyhow.
No...Fox and Hounds opens at 7AM for PL games. Kings Head in Santa Monica opens as early as 4:30AM (depends on matches)
Fox and Hounds in CA?...I'm gonna be in Winston Salem, North Carolina. Called Fox and Hounds and they said 11...I could always call them again and ask specifically about Sunday.
It has always fascinated me how superstitious baseball is in the states. Are there any similar "Curse of the Bambino" stories for Spurs? Like the day they sold Keane and.....bought him back 5 million pounds cheaper a half year later