It’s probably you stingy East coasters that give us Scots a bad name! I don’t know. Dragging us Weegies down with ye! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4030357.stm
As the song goes .. You are a Weegie a tinky weegie you're only happy on Giro day Your mom's a Stealer Your Dad's a Dealer Please don't take my hubcaps away
A true classic of Scottish football, traditioanlly for Aberdeen v Rangers but goes for any East v West really. In fact it's probably funnier singing it to Morton or Albion Rovers than it is singing it to Queens Park.
Another one I heard at the last Dundee v Rangers match I was at One Shoe , you've only got one shoe .