Thinking Ahead to the Goats

Discussion in 'Lot 8' started by TEConnor, Nov 17, 2004.

  1. TEConnor

    TEConnor New Member

    Feb 22, 1999
    #1 TEConnor, Nov 17, 2004
    Although our first game vs Chivas will be in LA, I was thinking about the return leg in DC. I'm wondering if RFK has a policy against bringing live animals into the stadium. Also, I wonder how they feel about goats dressed up in tutus. Finally, I'm wondering how RFK would approach the idea of a slaughtering and roasting a goat in Lot 8.

    I have other ideas, but these are the most humane.

    Tim
     
  2. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2 bigredfutbol, Nov 17, 2004
    Obviously not, or CSC would have serious staffing problems.
     
  3. greenbill

    greenbill New Member

    Apr 30, 2003
    York, PA
    #3 greenbill, Nov 17, 2004
    I was just thinking of this too. Maybe someone could dangle a stuffed goat head from the rail in front of Barra Brava. Or someone could dress up in a bloddy goat suit and walk around the stadium while Salvatore follows with a machete?
     
  4. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    #4 Lowecifer, Nov 17, 2004
    Maybe I can convince my wife to teach me her Albanian grandmother's recipe for Goat's Head Soup.

    Thith Ajo Bitches!!!
     
  5. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    #5 Knave, Nov 17, 2004
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    Dress it up in Chivas colors and Chivas logos.

    Then every time DC United scores engage the inflatable sheep/goat in a round of simulated ... uh ... rogering.

    What you do with the inflatable goat after the game - that's your business.
     
  6. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    #6 McOwen, Nov 17, 2004
    [Enters Owen: Stage left] :D
     
  7. Pints

    Pints Member

    Apr 21, 2004
    Charm City
    #7 Pints, Nov 17, 2004
    I was going to offer to dress up in a bloody goat suit but then i noticed Owen already got here :D
     
  8. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    #8 McOwen, Nov 17, 2004
    I am not show they operate in Mexico, but Chivas new children section activities leave something to be desired. :D

    [​IMG]
     
  9. TEConnor

    TEConnor New Member

    Feb 22, 1999
    #9 TEConnor, Nov 17, 2004
    I sense that we'll be having a little trouble from PETA next year.


    Tim
     
  10. GrillMaster

    GrillMaster Member

    Aug 31, 2000
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #10 GrillMaster, Nov 17, 2004
    Well, we do have a couple of accomplished meat cutters in the Barra and spring is the best time for tender goat ....

    GM
     
  11. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    #11 MikeLastort2, Nov 17, 2004
    Not to mention the Scottish fans of DC United.

    :)
     
  12. jlm120170

    jlm120170 New Member

    Dec 14, 2003
    maryland
    #12 jlm120170, Nov 17, 2004
    Hey Darth any chance you know how to make Curry Goat....
     
  13. beltwayrob

    beltwayrob New Member

    Jun 15, 2004
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #13 beltwayrob, Nov 18, 2004
    Owen, i think some anit-Chivas buttons are going to be in order!

    I think we're going to have WAY too much fun with making fun of Chivas. Oh and now that Dallas uses that retarded looking cow, we definitely have to make fun of that!
     
  14. JoeSoccerFan

    JoeSoccerFan Member+

    Aug 11, 2000
    #14 JoeSoccerFan, Nov 18, 2004
    Chico - a souvenoir from LA?
     
  15. sch2383

    sch2383 New Member

    Feb 14, 2003
    Northern Virginia
    #15 sch2383, Nov 18, 2004
    Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go the Hell.
     
  16. greenbill

    greenbill New Member

    Apr 30, 2003
    York, PA
    #16 greenbill, Nov 19, 2004
    GOAT...it's what's for dinner!!!
     
  17. eric6854

    eric6854 New Member

    Apr 20, 1999
    Virginia
    #17 eric6854, Nov 29, 2004
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
  18. Big Roy

    Big Roy Member

    Aug 23, 2004
    Arlington, VA
    #18 Big Roy, Nov 29, 2004
    (Sung to tune from “Love Boat") The Love Goat is greased up and ready for you….
     
  19. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #19 fatbastard, Nov 29, 2004
    Oddly, driving up Hwy 11 (along I-81) from Glasgow to Harrisonburg durng the t'giving holiday, I noticed several fields full of goats ........
     
  20. Hezbolt

    Hezbolt New Member

    Jun 4, 2001
    La Norte
    #20 Hezbolt, Nov 29, 2004
    or one of us dress up like a goat, wear a tutu and prance around like their girls on the field...

    or take blow up doll, dress it up in Chivas style, and well I will let you imagination dicktate what happens to when we score
     
  21. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    #21 McOwen, Nov 29, 2004

    Yes but more importantly did you see any Mexicans fvcking them?

    Its the only way I could recognize a Chivas fan :D
     
  22. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    #22 TOTC, Nov 30, 2004
    We need to dress someone up like Borat from Da Ali G Show.

    "Borat has vast experience in animal semen extraction (camels and goats)."
     
  23. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    #23 McOwen, Nov 30, 2004
    I make sex explosion....
     

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