"The crowd was halfway through a huge "AWWWWWW" when the President brought the other hand down violently on top of the hand already upon the little girls head. Due to loyalty oaths signed earlier in the day, no one in the crowd was allowed to complain as the President pointed and laughed at the crying little girl"
Drinking Mel's KoolAid again? I mean really. I always considered myself more an agent of the man, not the man per se.
"While the President admitted that the as yet unresolved crazy glue incident interfered with his ability to work the crowd, the close race forced him to continue as best he might until a solution presents itself. The president's spokesman added that 'perfectly acceptable arrangements for calls of nature' had been in place for days and suggestions from the Kerry campaign that anything else was true were simply 'more wild accusations' from from the 'desperate' Democratic candidate."
In an effort to regain his youthful appearence, George Bush tries to suck the life force out of a small child.
"Close your eyes, little girl, for there is no need to see that which is around you. Look inside your mind -- it is there, in your Quiet Place, that you should find Reality and Truth. Well, works for me anyway."
President Bush gives a preview a key second-term priority, the Faith-Based Head Start Program. "The Lord says you shall READ!"
George, "No Child Left Behind" doesn't mean that you suck them out of the crowd and take them with you.