The worst movie of all time

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  1. NoodlesMacintosh

    NoodlesMacintosh New Member

    Aug 24, 2004
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    I'm assuming you're talking about the remake? The original was bad, yes, but I don't know about "all-time horrible" bad.
     
  2. mobjack

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    Jun 27, 2005
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    The Talented Mr. Ripley

    This thing was f'ng miserable.
     
  3. talina_baby

    talina_baby New Member

    Nov 20, 2003
    phoenix, az
  4. DVN_

    DVN_ New Member

    Apr 8, 2005
    USA

    what are u talking about? Lol, BC. No ivies for ya huh?
     
  5. Boop

    Boop New Member

    Aug 18, 2005
    america
    Gettysburg- words cannot describe it
    Josie and the pvssycats
    Somethings Gotta Give- as soon as I saw two 80 year olds
    mount eachother i turned it off,


    and Zoolander was great


    worst book= cold mountain(i haven't seen the movie yet)
     
  6. SirManchester

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    Apr 14, 2004
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    I'm going to have to completely disagree, MInghella's Hitchcock-esque style filmmaking kept the narrtive going pretty well. Its a remake though, you should check out Purple Noon, its just as great.
     
  7. __Dynamite__

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    Jun 29, 2005
    Krusa (Denmark)
    The worst movie I`ve ever seen is Yentl.

    Watching Barbara Streisand playing a jewish girl/boy, "singing" "Papa, can you hear me?" was the most shocking experience of my entire live.
     
  8. Pathogen

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    Jul 19, 2004
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    You actually took the time to watch that? So you're the one.
     
  9. The Legend

    The Legend New Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Colorado, Where Lege
    In order of how angry they make me:

    5.) Thelma & Louise
    4.) Broken Lizard's Island Scary Movie, or whatever it's called
    3.) Fargo. That accent makes me want to slaughter people
    2.) A Walk in the Clouds----or whatever one when Keanu Reeves is dying painfully slowly
    1.) Titanic. The only movie that's ever forced me to yell out loud in a movie theater. ("Where's the fvcking iceberg already!!!!")
     
  10. SirManchester

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    Apr 14, 2004
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    All of these are actually good movies, except #4 amd #2, there are just a few things that are somewhat bothersome, not enough to call them the worst.
    Anyway I saw "The Grudge", well actually only the first fifteen minutes, because it was so awful. "Dodgeball" was awful as well, the only thing that kep me tuned in was Ben Stiller, that guy was born to play these types of roles.
     
  11. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
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    He wasn't dying in this one. But you wanted him to.
     
  12. Brownje83

    Brownje83 Member

    Jan 24, 2001
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    Anyone ever seen "Be Cool", the sequel to "Get Shorty"? My brother and his gf walked out of that after half an hour. I was going to give it a chance because it looked like a great cast.

    And whatever the second of the "Analyze This/That" series is, that was pretty lame.

    And I agree with "Jeepers Creepers"

    But I am sure that the '80s blessed us with the most "worst movies of all time" than any other decade...just can't remember the names. God that decade was horrible...but I still watched 'em!
     
  13. SirManchester

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    Apr 14, 2004
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    Ah come on, Bill&Ted's Excellent Adventures and The Goonies are fvckin classics, and this comes from a guy who's favorite movie is 2001:A space odyssey. :D
     
  14. st ryma 7

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    Dec 23, 2004
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    wow, ive never heard anyone say they didnt like this movie. its hilarious. paul ruud makes it tho, not will ferrel.
     
  15. st ryma 7

    st ryma 7 Member

    Dec 23, 2004
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    these are both key movies. bill and ted movies, and bill and ted movies ALONE brought the word 'excellent' to the american vernacular. another true classic is Real Genius with val kilmer.
     
  16. jfcule

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    Horrible, boring movie I slept all through that piece of crap.
     
  17. st ryma 7

    st ryma 7 Member

    Dec 23, 2004
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    anytime this pops up in my bigsoccer, i am just joyed to type in rollerball
     
  18. SirManchester

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    Apr 14, 2004
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    I just saw Shark Tale last night, It's possibly the worst animated movie I've ever come accross, It was unbearable, I knew I couldn't watch it in one sitting but I wanted to finish it, just so I know I can complete watching one of the worst movies of all time, I watched it in breaks, meaning I watched ten minutes of it, I took a vomit break, then watched ten more minutes, took a breather, watched ten more, and so on.........I still cringe, it was like being on and off heroin at the same time.
     
  19. DoctorD

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    I am amazed that Shark Tale did not come under more criticism for its stereotyping. We had the lazy black guy, the effeminate gay guy, all Italians in the mafia, drug-using Jamaicans, etc. If that script had used real humans it would have withdrawn.
     
  20. Ray Luca

    Ray Luca BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Feb 2, 2005
    I must have posted on this already but the movie was so bad it deserved another post "Bug" Staring Bradford Dilman.

    There was another bad movie but I can get myself to knock it too much'

    "Pit and the Pedulum" Lance Henricsen terrible but the naked examination of the girl looking for her third nipple I think it makes it worth watching more then once a day and twice on Sunday :)
     
  21. SirManchester

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    Hell, the Shark even looked like Robert DeNiro, The two fish looked like Will Smith and Rene Zellwegger. Ridiculous!
     

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