The Squirrel thread

lol!

 

Has anyone heard the fate of our new furry centerback?

Did he make it out...alive?

 

He's been tapped up by Chelsea.

 

Bastards!

 

Squirrel: Chelsea deal rumours are 'rubbish'
Forrest midfielder Squirrel has denied reports he has already agreed a move to Chelsea.
The Woods public broadcaster Tree reported the 3-year-old had agreed a four-year deal with the Premiership champions and claimed all that was left was for the Woods captain to put pen to paper.
Although Squirrel has already admitted he is in 'serious negotiations' with Chelsea, he insists the two parties are yet to reach an agreement.
'That is rubbish, it's not true,' he told reporters after training with Forrest on Thursday.
Squirrel is out of contract at Forrest this summer and has turned down the offer of a new contract with the Wilderness League giants.

 

Forrest only offered 4 cans, and the Chavs have again disrupted the transfer market by overpricing Squirrel at 10 cans a week!



This is why it is so hard to buy English squirrels.

 

That squirrel looked quite pacey. Perhaps he can replace Henry if he should leave.

 

http://www.jerrysbaitandtackle.com/Recipes/Squirrel/Pie.htm

 

Actually there's an article that addresses your question:

http://www.couriermail.news.com.au/story/0,20797,18879905-5003401,00.html

 

Nice!

 

I can't believe the compromise wenger's made, one minute we're looking for a 'fox in the box', the next minute....

 

The Psychic Friends Network reported that the squirrel was a ghost from Arsenal years gone by. Hmmm.....I wonder

 

That's sig-worthy

 

I saw something on the net last night that made laugh - they named him "Squirrel Regis". Man, anyway, here's what Squirrel got up to after becoming famous at Highbury:

Squirrel revealed as Superman:


Squirrel joins "The A Team"


bigg

 

Squirrel joins Coldplay:


Squirrel gets his own TV show:


bigg

 

And, the cardinal sin - Chelsea see the squirrel playing well..



bigg

 

Third video down shows the squirrel in training before his invasion!

 

The squirrel would have to be nuts to join Chelsea...


... I'll get me coat.

 

The papers will have a field day when they see the 11 pigs from the lane on the pitch on saturday.

 

"I shouted at it - it wasn't tackling - and it ran away." (fron TeamTalk)

Mad Jens gets into a shouting match with another defender:

 

I see a potential movie franchise like "Air Bud". Someone needs to find that squirrel and get him an agent fast.

 

New sig.

 

THERE'S ONLY ONE SQUIRRELINHO!!!!
THERE'S ONLY ONE SQUIRRELINHO!!!!
THERE'S ONLY ONE SQUIRRELINHO!!!!




(you know the rest.....)