The President's STFU Awards

Ian McCracken · Nov 5, 2004

Congratulations to the Winners of the 1st Annual Presidential STFU Awards:

Michael Moore
Al Franken
Alec Baldwin
Terry McAuliffe
Bruce Springsteen
John "Cougar" Mellencamp
Dan Rather
Ben Affleck
Howard Stern
Barbra Striesand
George Soros
Sean Penn
Johnny Depp
Dixie Chicks
Jon Bon Jovi

Own Goal Hat-Trick · Nov 5, 2004

so theres this saying... that majority rule doesnt work in mental institutions...

Chicago1871 · Nov 5, 2004

So now Bush is handing out awards created in his own image? Whatever floats your boat.

lurking · Nov 5, 2004

Chicago1871 said:

So now Bush is handing out awards created in his own image? Whatever floats your boat.
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Hes the savior in chief. He turns WMDs into sand and can part the sea of red ink. He can have awards in his own image if he wants, as he is the lords gift to the world.

Now excuse me while i drink some draino to get the taste of saying that out of my mouth.

sch2383 · Nov 6, 2004

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work.

Dan Loney · Nov 6, 2004

Ian McCracken said:

Congratulations to the Winners of the 1st Annual Presidential STFU Awards:
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I can think of another 1100 nominees, or so.

romagol10 · Nov 6, 2004

lurking said:

Hes the savior in chief. He turns WMDs into sand and can part the sea of red ink. He can have awards in his own image if he wants, as he is the lords gift to the world.

Now excuse me while i drink some draino to get the taste of saying that out of my mouth.
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You should chase the Draino with a fifth of vodka so you'll forget you ever said it.

Chicago1871 · Nov 6, 2004

Dan Loney said:

I can think of another 1100 nominees, or so.
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Really? I can think of 59,651,290 people.

romagol10 · Nov 6, 2004

romagol10 said:

You should chase the Draino with a fifth of vodka so you'll forget you ever said it.
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what the hell is going on? Where'd the post I quoted go? AHHHHHH