The Planets Have Made Up Their Mind: Kerry Wins Planets governing President Bush are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote. On the other hand, the planets of Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry were in the ascendant, ensuring him success in competitions. Well, that settles it, then.
Now that's just silly. We all know terrestrial forces have no impact on a Presidential election. It is quite apparent that the election rests on the right arm of Brett Favre.
No, he was citing him because they are playing the Redskins. The tale goes that if the Redskins win, the incumbent wins, if the Redskins lose, the incumbent loses. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/preview?gameId=241031028 seven of ESPN's eight experts are picking the Packers. So this is obviously what will win the election.
It's the liberal media! It's a conspiracy! Fire Bruce Arena! Sorry...got a little carried away, there...