The Planets Have Made Up Their Mind: Kerry Wins

Discussion in 'Elections' started by tog, Oct 29, 2004.

  1. tog

    tog Member

    Oct 25, 2000
    The Planets Have Made Up Their Mind: Kerry Wins

    Planets governing President Bush are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote.

    On the other hand, the planets of Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry were in the ascendant, ensuring him success in competitions.

    Well, that settles it, then.
  2. biggyv

    biggyv Member

    May 18, 2000
    PGH PA
    Now that's just silly. We all know terrestrial forces have no impact on a Presidential election. It is quite apparent that the election rests on the right arm of Brett Favre.
  3. 1953 4-2-4

    1953 4-2-4 Red Card

    Jan 11, 2004
    Farve is a Republican. Yay!
  4. SJFC4ever

    SJFC4ever New Member

    May 12, 2000
    No, he was citing him because they are playing the Redskins. The tale goes that if the Redskins win, the incumbent wins, if the Redskins lose, the incumbent loses.

    seven of ESPN's eight experts are picking the Packers.

    So this is obviously what will win the election. :D
  5. tog

    tog Member

    Oct 25, 2000

    It's the liberal media! It's a conspiracy! Fire Bruce Arena! a little carried away, there...
  6. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So is Burnell.

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