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Canadian soccer player or food product?

Bellotte
Poutine

which is the food, which the footballer?

 

wait, i suppose i need to have a women's player.

hmmm.

 

hooper doesn't sound like a food product.

 

she's not canadian.

i want to make a joke about hamm stuffed with nomar, but i can't think of how to put it together.

 

if she were canadian, do you think her last name would be bacon?

 

that's terribly unoriginal.

i apologize.

 

Bourcier

Canadian cheese, or Canadian midfielder?


side note: i curse the JLC rule. and the phone rings. and it's a telemarketer! will they mispronounce my roommate's last name.....

...

yes!

victory is mine!

 

which song is better - the Macarena or the Ketchup Song?

i thought for a second it was the Ketchup Song, but now i'm listening to the Macarena again, and it's just a great song.

 

I think I've forgotten how to do the Macarena. I'm a bit off. I think I'm missing a move.

Hand out - hand out
flip hand-flip hand
hand on shoulder-hand on shoulder
hand behind head - hand behind head
hand on hip - hand on hip?

what am i missing?

 

come and find me, my name is macarena
always at the party 'cause (something something buena?)

 

i think maybe i need to make up clever bermanesque nicknames for canadian women's soccer players, since poutine is the only canadian food i know of, i already used the canadian bacon joke, and there aren't any other players whose names sound like food.

 

Amber Allen F Vancouver Breakers 10/21/75 5
Patricia Bourcier M Laval 08/15/79 1
Mary Beth Bowie F Boston Renegades 10/27/78 14
Breanna Boyd D University of Nebraska 06/10/81 31
Silvana Burtini F Vancouver Breakers 05/10/69 62
Candace Chapman M University of Notre Dame 04/02/83 5
Marie-Claude Dion D Laval Dynamites 04/25/74 26
Isabelle Harvey F Southern California Ajax 03/27/75 43
Randee Hermus M Vancouver Breakers 11/14/79 27
Charmaine Hooper F Atlanta Beat 01/15/68 83
Kristina Kiss M Ottawa Fury 02/13/81 27
Kara Lang D Oakville 10/22/86 8
Christine Latham F University of Nebraska 09/15/81 18
Karina LeBlanc GK Boston Breakers 03/30/80 19
Katie Lee D Vancouver Breakers 04/20/79 5
Erin McLeod GK Southern Methodist University 02/26/83 5
Isabelle Morneau D Ottawa Fury 04/04/76 51
Carmelina Moscato F Ottawa Fury 05/02/84 4
Andrea Neil M Vancouver Breakers 10/26/71 67
Sharolta Nonen D Atlanta Beat 12/30/77 30
Wanda Rozwadowska M Vancouver Breakers 01/14/81 9
Clare Rustad M Vancouver Breakers 05/27/83 16
Christine Sinclair F Vancouver Breakers 12/06/83 35
Taryn Swiatek GK Ottawa Fury 02/04/81 3
Noel Trepanier D Ottawa Fury 11/30/74 8
Cindy Tye M Scotia Olympics 08/26/72 6
Amy Walsh M Unattached 09/13/77 52
Katherine Warman M North Carolina State Wolfpack 02/05/82 4
Janine Willis D Toronto Inferno 03/19/82 10
Nicci Wright

 

First things first, I need to figure out how many of these chicks I'm just too old for.

 

1980 is my cutoff.

anything later than that and it gets creepy.


now, to find pictures and find out which ones are hot and not lesbians. not that pictures would be able to tell me that. not that there's anything wrong with that. etc.

 

WTF kind of name is Vera-Ellen? One might expect that crap from country music artists and dancers of the modern day, but not from stars of the 40's and 50's.

 

I might make an exception for Kristina Kiss, because that's a cool name for a soccer player. If she's hot, of course.

 

yikes, never mind.

 

man, the CSA site sucks more than the USSF site.

 

i don't know how i feel about the team name "Laval Dynamites".

 

maybe i should add Australian soccer players.

 

nice looking scandanavians would be appreciated.