The Kangeroo Court needs to convene to pass sentance...

Discussion in 'Arsenal' started by Rick B, Nov 29, 2004.

  1. Rick B

    Rick B Member

    Aug 26, 2003
    Harare, Zimbabwe
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Zimbabwe
    Well I thought I'd heard it all when Topcat said he didn't know who Tony Adams was....!!!! Well now Nice and Coach need to re-convene the Kangeroo Court as it has got worst. One of our regulars, Dave M, (who even worse is a Brit so should know about this player!!) has said that he admires Lee carsley and that he wondered whether he would be a good buy for Arsenal....

    Now I know that there were loads of Italian and Spanish clubs clamering for his sig when he left Blackburn... :rolleyes: but even so!!

    Idea's of punishment guy's, you know the drill!!!

    Rick
     
  2. Detlef

    Detlef Member

    Jul 20, 2001
    Chicago
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    while I don't advocate buying Lee Carsley, hasn't he been doing well for Everton? he did score the equalizer yesterday....
     
  3. Dave_M

    Dave_M New Member

    May 25, 2004
    Enfield
    No Objection your honour!

    I said such a thing. I admired his GOAL yesterday and wondered if he did that sort of thing regulary as I don't know much about football.Therefore on what i have seen, I really do think Arsene should buy him. As to not knowing who he is, id like to arrange a plea bargain and just come out and say "Guilty" on that one :)

    Dave M
     
  4. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    I'll need some time to fully assess the punishment.........but at least I see the party is repentant. Don't worry, we'll take that under advisement.
     
  5. Rick B

    Rick B Member

    Aug 26, 2003
    Harare, Zimbabwe
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Zimbabwe

    Well seeing how the accused has again, in his revised statement above, advocated the purchase of said imbicile by Mr Wenger, I for the Board, would like a harsh sentance. I leave it in the hands of the capable legal team.....
     
  6. Dave_M

    Dave_M New Member

    May 25, 2004
    Enfield
    Bah this is a mockery of justice. Evidence tampering now is it. This is a kangeroo court....oh wait. DOH
     
  7. sarabella

    sarabella BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 22, 2004
    UK
    Sorry to butt in, but I thought you might need some third-party testimony.

    Lee Carsley has been just superb for Everton this year. Hell, everybody has. There's no denying that he's been an influential part of our position in the table. BUT, that being said, I truly believe that if you take him out of this team, he'd be a mediocre midfielder at best. He and Tommy Gravesen (the mutant baldie twins) have something special going on and without that, I just don't think he'd have anything to offer Arsenal.

    Dave M was right, however, in saying he admired his goal from yesterday. It was a beauty.
     
  8. Rick B

    Rick B Member

    Aug 26, 2003
    Harare, Zimbabwe
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Zimbabwe
    Thankyou for the statement from the Everton board, the above statement says it all really.... Yet another piece of usable evidence against the defendant....
     
  9. Rick B

    Rick B Member

    Aug 26, 2003
    Harare, Zimbabwe
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Zimbabwe
    Id like to add another piece of important evidence for the court. The defendant has said in another thread the following.....

    I leave him at the mercy of the court.
     
  10. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe he's confusing Carsley with Graveson? Too huge bald blokes playing in the middle of the park....hard to tell the difference. ;)
     
  11. TxTechGooner

    TxTechGooner we're having fun here, no?

    Feb 24, 2003
    both the zidane twin's cant hold a bucket to fabregas even, IMO. ;)

    i hate it, but Dave, when i see your posts, i think "this guy wanted us to sign lee freakin carsley" now.. lol
    :D
     
  12. johno

    johno Member+

    Jul 15, 2003
    in the wind
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Sharp as a knife... you don't miss much do you?
     
  13. Rick B

    Rick B Member

    Aug 26, 2003
    Harare, Zimbabwe
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Zimbabwe

    I try my best Johno, though we all make mistakes sometimes........
     
  14. ArsenalTexan3

    ArsenalTexan3 Member

    Arsenal
    Sep 24, 2002
    Jakarta
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Hang him by his toes
    Make him get a...Jeffers pic as an aviator. :eek:
     
  15. TxTechGooner

    TxTechGooner we're having fun here, no?

    Feb 24, 2003
    i knew he dived... didnt know he flew as well~ ;)
     
  16. Clan

    Clan Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Well, you could always make him watch Everton every game.

    That would soon make him cop on.

    Cruel and unusual though?????
     
  17. sarabella

    sarabella BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 22, 2004
    UK
    HEY! :p
     
  18. Dave_M

    Dave_M New Member

    May 25, 2004
    Enfield
    I think now might be a good time to excercie my right to remain silent :)
     
  19. 655321

    655321 New Member

    Jul 21, 2002
    The Mission, SF
    I need to bring this "court" feature to the Liverpool boards. There are some newbies who could be up for life sentences.
     
  20. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Can dave M have avatars? Because I think an avatar of he who shall not be named with the headline "great, but not as great as Lee Carsley" would do rather well............
     
  21. jegerpenge

    jegerpenge New Member

    Jan 18, 2003
    Lake Charles, LA
    I think the one of C. Nameless getting a "facial" would be good enough. With nicephoras' headline, of course.
     
  22. Rick B

    Rick B Member

    Aug 26, 2003
    Harare, Zimbabwe
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Zimbabwe

    Now that is a fitting punishment I agree.

    Length of sentance......

    That means Dave, you have to cough up to be a member like topcat did to get the avatar.......
     
  23. Davros

    Davros Member

    Mar 13, 2004
    Mandurah
    Did I miss something while I was away, or has George Bush decreed that there is now an American way for spelling Kangaroo. Is this set to add new colour (sorry - color for our good friends across the pond) to the English language?

    Hold on - Dave M is a Brit - this kangEroo thing is staring to catch on.

    Alas poor Skippy, I knew him Horatio ....... ;)
     
  24. Dave_M

    Dave_M New Member

    May 25, 2004
    Enfield
    Ah ya bastids all of ya.

    Luckily the dollar is weak to the pound at the moment so what the hell - those server busy messages ARE annoying.

    Bit limited for space for that length of sentance - but tis close enough
     
  25. arsenalgirl30016

    Dec 10, 2003
    Flo Rida
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought that Jeger's suggestion of "he who shall remain nameless's" picture with the facial was a good one-with the caption of course. But what has been decreed I must admit actually looks very nice. And a fitting punishment for the "crime". We have a lot of good sports on this board!
     

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