The Jack Grimes [F] Presidential Campaign Thread

Discussion in 'Elections' started by Foosinho, Sep 27, 2007.

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  1. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, it turns out that access to the Hay Library is limited to Brown students and faculty. https://library.brown.edu/hay/access.php

    So we're going to need someone to take the plunge and go deep undercover. Someone who can apply to Brown as a student or grad student, or someone who can become a professor there.

    My kid is a freshman in high school, and while we normally wouldn't consider Brown, I may have to encourage him to lower his sights. So we may have an asset in place in four years.

    HAIL GRIMES!!!
     
  2. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He has left the scrolls...to be found at the proper time by one who is blessed by the mark of authority and who has proven to be worthy.

    HAIL GRIMES!
     
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  3. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    His scrolls are more commonly known as his manifistos which will be liberally rained upon his detractors. :mad:
     
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  4. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    If (and only if) Director Grimes gives his approval, of course.

    HAIL GRIMES!!!
     
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  5. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have a close friend whose daughter is a freshman at Brown. Let me see what I can wrangle.

    Hail Grimes!
     
  6. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    For our quest to secure the "historical documents," there is now hope!

    Hail Grimes!
     
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  7. crazypete13

    crazypete13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 7, 2007
    A walk from BMO
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    The quest for the holy scrolls begins in earnest.

    Hail Grimes!
     
  8. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is becoming the Yank Kid at Torino of P&CE.
     
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  9. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    After doing due diligence I discovered there is a "Willis" Reading Room at the library. I will petition Bruce to obtain enough copies to go around. 6 should do it! :thumbsup:
     
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  10. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Minnman for High Inquisitor!!
     
  11. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    How high? :unsure:
     
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  12. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nobody told you to jump yet, citizen!
     
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  13. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    One higher than Medium Inquisitor!

    Hail Grimes!
     
  14. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    The Medium-High Inquisitor?

    Hail Grimes!
     
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  15. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Under the New Babylonian Construct, there is only high, medium, low, and lowest-of-the-low. The first thing the Grimes Reign will kill is nuance.

    It will not be the last.

    Hail Grimes
     
  16. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    #491 rslfanboy, Dec 3, 2020
    Last edited: Dec 3, 2020
    So Mormonism won't be the State religion. Gotcha!

    Hail Grimes!
     
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  17. crazypete13

    crazypete13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 7, 2007
    A walk from BMO
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Pastafarianism will be the official religion.

    Hail Grimes!
     
  18. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Citizens!
    The official religion of the United Fasces of America will be whatever director Grimes says it is!

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
  19. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    FYP
     
  20. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Served with a nice marinara sauce. :thumbsup:
     
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  21. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It is with great anticipation that I look forward to seeing all of you at the first annual meeting of the Director Grimes collection.

    RSVP not required, expected.

    Hail Grimes!!!
     
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  22. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In the spirit of our holiday season,
    Have a Merry holiday season,no matter which holiday Director Grimes compels you to worship!

    HAIL GRIMES!
     
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  23. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Ha....while all you plebes are getting stockings full of coal, as a senior insider, I'll be cracking walnuts from mine! :whistling:

    HAIL GRIMES!!!

    Ps...The Director is wanting a new footstool. Any volunteers? :coffee:
     
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  24. taosjohn

    taosjohn Member+

    Dec 23, 2004
    taos,nm
    Trump will soon be available...
     
  25. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    and being that Grimes knows of the threat of global warming, this coal is not for burning but it is compressed carbon from the bodies of those who opposed his iron will.
     
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