The "I hate Rachael Ray" thread

Discussion in 'Food & Travel' started by shwantzme, Nov 22, 2004.

  1. Sierra

    Sierra New Member

    Feb 9, 2005
    Manhattan
    Shes pretty, if you can get past her Claw-like gestures with her hands while shes cooking. Aaaaaaanoying!
     
  2. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    Mods, please create a "I hate Gino De Laurentiis" thread. :D
     
  3. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is a public service announcement:

    Just a reminder to stay away from FoodTV tomorrow unless you want to see a lot of wait staff take it up the ass.
     
  4. Pints

    Pints Member

    Apr 21, 2004
    Charm City
    The half billion would be for medical expenses. ;)
     
  5. Pints

    Pints Member

    Apr 21, 2004
    Charm City
    SO did anyone catch Rachel with the guitarist from Cheap Trick? I missed it.
    Surprised? I think not.
     
  6. Danks81

    Danks81 Member

    May 18, 2003
    Philadelphia
    She's on Letterman right now. Fat ass and calves if you ask me.
     
  7. Len

    Len Member+

    Club: Dallas Tornado
    Jan 18, 1999
    Everywhere and Nowhere.....I'm the wind, baby.
    It should be interesting to see her reaction when Letterman brings up the roasting she's been taking on bigsoccer............................because you know he will.
     
  8. FearM9

    FearM9 New Member

    Jul 14, 2000
    On my bike
    I saw that the other night and wanted to hang myself. Holy crap is she effin' annoying. Her FoodTV persona is more tolerable than her David Letterman persona.

    She's still very doable though!
    :D
     
  9. Danks81

    Danks81 Member

    May 18, 2003
    Philadelphia
    I hear she cooks up a mean furburger.
     
  10. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    And a great whisker biscuit
     
  11. Footer Phooter

    Jul 23, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    She was in Dallas on the $40 show. She went to La Madaline for breakfast. Uh, that's a chain. You can find those in many cities. Do they not have bagel shops, diners, or anything in Dallas?!?
     
  12. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    I hate how when she starts chopping some herbs she says "I'm gonna run the knife through this".
     
  13. Mad_Bishop

    Mad_Bishop Member

    Oct 11, 2000
    Columbia, MO
    yeah say chiff already. Jesus. Also, you all may or may not have noticed, but she's now the spokeswoman for Furi knives, and has a signiture santoku. Furis, in my search for a new chefs knife, were found to be soft, ugly, unwieldly knives. She should have stuck with Wustoff.
     
  14. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, we've got all those things.

    About the only defense I can think of her choice of La Madeleine is that they're originally from Dallas. But hell, given that there's one down the street from my in-laws' house in Houston, you gotta ask why she even bothered.

    Chili's is originally from Dallas too, did she go there for lunch? :rolleyes:
     
  15. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    That show usually picks much better than that. I can't think of another example where she did a national chain, unless it was a chain they don't have around here so I didn't recognize it.
     
  16. YanksFC

    YanksFC Member

    Feb 3, 2000
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    I can't believe this thread is still going.
     
  17. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    We're all waiting for the Playboy layout...
     
  18. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    Hopefully it will be the thread that will never die because I can assure you that any time I see RR, I will be disgusted in one way or another. :D
     
  19. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
  20. Pints

    Pints Member

    Apr 21, 2004
    Charm City
    ...and I still can't stand her.
     
  21. Hyok

    Hyok Member+

    Sep 4, 2002
    California
    I confused her with Martha Rae of Dentucream commercial fame. :) I like Nigella Lawson better. Better bloodlines. :D
     
  22. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    Nigella Lawson does it for me too. And if I want a perky Food Network celebchef, I have to go with Giada, oversized head and all.
     
  23. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Is it that her head is oversized or that she's just ridiculously skinny? (Except for her breastesses)
     
  24. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    Porbably. But she also wears her hair up and creating more visible surface area, and it's funnier to think that she has a head like Gazoo.
     
  25. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    I'll have to pay attention next time I see her.
     

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