The "I hate Rachael Ray" thread

I was flipping through the channels about a month ago and saw her show for the first time. I wasn't really annoyed, but then again I don't watch cookin' shows much. I think she's pretty cute - mainly because she doesn't look all pampered and plastic like any other shallow model you see. And she has a bit of an attitude, which I actually like. In otherwords, she reminded me of a regular attractive woman. Having said that, I should probably admit that I wasn't paying any attention to what she was actually saying.

 

Even if she did get on everyone's nerves. If she was left on an island all alone, she would be able to whip up something in 30 mins that would be good. Not only that she is makin more money than some of us.

 

She's moderately attractive, can cook and enjoys it. If she cleans as well, she's a damn fine woman. This doesn't change the fact that she's annoying as all hell and I want to beat her senseless with a turkey baster.

 

If those pictures qualify as "moderately attractive," I would like to share your world, where (apparently) most women are equally or even more attractive.

Oh wait, I live in Chicago, too. The wrong part, I guess.

 

You need your tongue bit

 

She is definitely catchy....cuz the 2 yrold watched her show with me the one time I watched it and asked that evening as I was prepping dinner " Is this a firty minute meal?" I about dropped my saucepan

 

Just admit that you'd hit it. We're not saying she's a supermodel or drop dead gorgeous, just doable.

 

In y'all's book, Phyllis Diller is doable : )

 

I just grossed myself out with that image.....sorry!

 

I just reread your earlier comment on this line of conversation and realized where you were going with it. I have this to add: All men want is Julia Child in the kitchen and Julia Roberts in the bedroom. Is that too much to ask?

 

We women want Emeril in the kitchen and Brad Pitt in the bedroom!

 

Actually all some men want is half a billion dollars and Elizabeth Hurley, Selma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson, and Natalie Portman in the bedroom.......but we all have different tastes.

 

With all those women in the bedroom,you would be half way to half a billion almost : ) The rest you could make up in film rights : )

 

I would be half way to a heart attack as well.

 

What good would a half a billion be then???

 

Substitute Bridget Moynahan for Elizabeth Hurley, Kiera Knightley for Natalie Portman, and put Scarlett Johansson on the reserve squad in favor of Mandy Moore, and we agree.

 

Substitute Bridget Moynahan for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson for Luke and Owen Wilson Kiera Knightley is more than welcome to stay and then we can all agree. Rachael Ray can stay in the kitchen, where she belongs.

 

While we are on the topic of being annoying .........

 

Are you offering to do it for him?

 

I'd have to duct tape his mouth shut, I do admit! : )
BAM!!~~

 

I'll let you do that

 

Ladies, you don't have to fight over me...but if you do, please feel free to do it in a pool of jello.

 

You don't get the point, Chicago.....we are fighting over who doesn't want you!

 

To the victor goes the spoils.

 

I'll take Giada De Laurentiis in and out of the bedroom. Rawwrrrrrrrr.