The "I hate Rachael Ray" thread

Discussion in 'Food & Travel' started by shwantzme, Nov 22, 2004.

  1. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    I hate this woman!!!

    Anyone else?

    Some of the annoying things about her

    -She calls Extra Virgin Olive Oil "EVOO" and thinks she is cute when she does it

    -She always says "I'm just gonna run my knife through this" when she is chopping something

    -She is cheap as ******** on the $40/day show

    -That stupid giggle

    -She is "Nuts" about everything in the entire world. I have never heard her say that she isn't particularly fond of something

    -She makes meals in thirty minutes as if that is all the time it takes. She neglects to factor in the time it takes to get all of the ingredients at the store and god forbid, the clean up.

    Done with my rant. Let's hear yours.
     
  2. FearM9

    FearM9 New Member

    Jul 14, 2000
    On my bike
    She's got a nice big butt though!

    I think she is very cute and very doable, but yeah her persona can be a bit too much sometimes. She's got way too much energy for me.

    Yeah I was looking at one of her recipes for doing a turkey breast and there is no way in hell I could do it that easily and that quickly (it was from her 60 minute Turkey Day show), but then again I'm very inept in the kitchen and around food.

    I watch her 30 minute show every now and then, but do watch "$40-a-Day" whenever it's on. She really does come across as a fool sometimes on that show. The one that really sticks out for me is when she was in Waikiki taking surfing lessons.
     
  3. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    I've got this love/hate thing going with her. I hate her for all the reasons you stated above, but I wouldn't mind doing breakfast with her if you know what I mean.
     
  4. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    Funny thing is I actually watch the show simply because she annoys me. It's like I want to be annoyed by her. UGH!
     
  5. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Yeah, I can dig it. The way I see it, if she's going to be annoying me she might as well get the piledriver while she's at it. :D
     
  6. firstshirt

    firstshirt Member+

    Mar 1, 2000
    Ellington, CT / NK, RI
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    that giggle makes me want to slap her up side the head!! strangely enough I always watch that 40 dollar a day show...ya like everyone else,,,I'd slam her
     
  7. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    I wouldn't mind slathering her naked body in baked beans and then licking them off.
     
  8. Mad_Bishop

    Mad_Bishop Member

    Oct 11, 2000
    Columbia, MO
    i cannot stand her. For all the above reasons and more.

    She's a terrible tipper on $40/day.

    Never cooks anything difficult or terribly innovative. Just standard crap anyone with the "Joy of Cooking" could do.

    Always says her dishes are healthy when they're slathered in oil, butter or cheese.
     
  9. tog

    tog Member

    Oct 25, 2000
    Seattle
    I'd like to kick her right in the EVOO.

    She's so annoying that she's ceased to be cute.
     
  10. Own Goal Hat-Trick

    Jul 28, 1999
    ColoRADo
    i ********ing hate the bitch.
     
  11. JPH

    JPH BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 18, 1998
    Jersey Shoreish
    I like her. She's a cutie and she loves food. Some of her quick ideas are actually useful.

    I also have a theory that at the annual Food Network holiday party, she's the first one who would be passed out drunk.
     
  12. M9fanatic

    M9fanatic Member

    Oct 31, 2000
    North Side.
    Boys crack me up when they say something like this. I need to start a seperate thread on this subject.
     
  13. 352klr

    352klr Member

    Jan 29, 2001
    The Burgh of Edin
    Coming from the person with an avatar depicting a parapalegic getting head.
     
  14. PSU92

    PSU92 Member

    Feb 27, 1999
    Annandale VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to JPH again.

    I agree 100%.
     
  15. DoctorJones24

    DoctorJones24 Member

    Aug 26, 1999
    OH
    I'm not sure it's quite "Rep worthy," ;)
    but I'm down with this too. Of course, I only ever see her onscreen when I get home and my wife is watching, so my tolerance for any annoying characteristics might not have been tested as some of you guys.
     
  16. M9fanatic

    M9fanatic Member

    Oct 31, 2000
    North Side.
  17. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    She's a bizarre cross between Katie Couric & Jack Nicholson.
     
  18. FearM9

    FearM9 New Member

    Jul 14, 2000
    On my bike
    Where are you getting the Jack Nicholson from? I do agree with the Katie Couric part though.
     
  19. Jeff

    Jeff Member

    Apr 14, 1999
    Alexandria, NOVA
    Pictures please.
     
  20. firstshirt

    firstshirt Member+

    Mar 1, 2000
    Ellington, CT / NK, RI
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ya guys say the sweetest things sometimes;)
     
  21. DoctorJones24

    DoctorJones24 Member

    Aug 26, 1999
    OH
    Are images OFF in this forum?

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  22. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    That's some tasty pie.
     
  23. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I'll ******** Rachel Ray for the post-coital meal.
     
  24. shwantzme

    shwantzme Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    The Old Dominion
    I'd do her as long as she would keep her mouth shut, unless of course.....:D
     
  25. Frieslander

    Frieslander Member
    Staff Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    North Jersey
    I hate how she tastes food. It ain't that good. I can't possible be as good as she makes it out to be. The only person on the Food Network who tastes food more annoyingly is the "Everyday Italian" girl. Who is very worthy of an "I'd do her" comment.
     

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