The Gazza caption thread

"Fook, all I remember is leaving the bar, next thing I remember is waking up in Washington at a press confrence saying that I signed with DC United....I gotta stop drinking!!"

or....

"that Olsen boy is looking good, too bad Hudson has fist dibs...Oh well, there's always Etcheverry"

 

I hope I get out of here in time for happy hour at O'Reilly's pub!

 

its not my fault if my agent didn't tell you that i only have one full leg

 

looks like he is about to pull a beasly

 

"....awwww, yeah... that was a good fart"

 

"First, Vinnie, Now this"

 

"I said I would play again??"
"I will give you 90 but, someone is driving me to the Tombs after"

 

Ponying up to the DC area press, Gazza takes a moment to pose with a Washington Capitals hockey stick.

 

I'm old, fat, and out of shape.

 

Move over Gary Condit--

 

"Look how old I am"

 

"weee rrrepresent.. the lollipop guild!"

 

"MLS Soccer team. DC Untied, announced the signing of former WWF wrestler Bob Backland today"

 

He's old,
he's fat
he'll grab your nut sack
he's Paul Gasgoine he's Paul gasgoine!!!

 

Lothar Mattheus, Part Deux

 

Gazza moves to DC and finds his peer group- US Congressmen.

 

Fixed your post.