The Fire go to New Jersey

The field looks great, but a terrible lack of "football" lines.

Also, is No. 47 Mike Petke and is that his number or his age?

Edit: Wait, his name is Tolkin, but his first name is NOT JRR.

That guy's parents suck ass (as does Tolkien).

 

Surprisingly, Petke is 45.

 

So, three steps back in the second half?

 

Went swimming with the wife instead of watching the first half, what'd I miss?

 

Wait, you have not watched Tony Meola's porn?

"From the producers of Debbie Does Dallas, see Tony Meola in Tony eats Kansas City" available direct to video and pay-for-view (Meola pays you to view).

 

Does I care?

 

Is there a stat for how many times Giménez touches the ball and the next person to touch it is on the other team? I feel like that number would be high.

 

Guiterrez, which makes no sense to me. Well, I guess it makes no sense that they put Offor on more than anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Hilarious defending there

 

It would be less than 100%, just not sure how much less.

 

Teren does not suck.
That's about it.

Edit: exactly as I post that, he does something stupid and picks up yellow card just outside the box.

 

Medran! Post!!

 

Collier in, Beric and Luka out.

Wicky playing for the draw on the road.

Medran in as well.

The Red Bull announcer just called Collier a "striker"! [emoji28]

 

What does G

Wondering what it would be Offor too, honestly.

 

We’re faking like crazy to get this win.

 

Navarro is dead...again!!!

 

MAn we suck