Post-match: THE FALL OF THE CREW (?) - MLS MATCHDAY 20 CREW @ NJPC WEDNESDAY AUGUST 18TH 8:00PM

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Poll closed Aug 18, 2021.

  1. Crew win by 2 or more aka Caleb Porter Master Class

    5 vote(s)
    11.6%

  2. Crew win by 1

    3 vote(s)
    7.0%

  3. Draw

    10 vote(s)
    23.3%

  4. Crew lose by 1

    12 vote(s)
    27.9%

  5. Crew lose by 2 or more aka coachbot 9000 disaster class

    10 vote(s)
    23.3%

  6. Energy Drinks? Psssh. I intake by caffeine rectally, as the creator intended - Big J (not at all)

    1 vote(s)
    2.3%

  7. A Crew Hope - Crew have at least 7 sog, score 2 or more goals and win ( worth 4 points)

    2 vote(s)
    4.7%
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  1. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1 Big J 0526, Aug 16, 2021
    Defeat now follows our lovable heroes wherever they go. from their fortress in the city, to the megatropolises of their foes, our Crew look like a shadow of the all conquering force that won the championship last season. Now, they are a force that can not threaten their foes in the attack, and can not hold them in defense either. The citizens have high expectations on their Crew, and now that this doom has befallen them, they seek answers.

    Now they once again travel to the megatropolis to the east to face yet another foe in red. The citizens feel hopelessness. Can our heroes overcome their struggles and turn things around, or will our newly human leader be cast aside?
     
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  2. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2 Grouchy, Aug 16, 2021
    We deserve butter.
     
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  3. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #3 catfish9, Aug 16, 2021
    OK. That's it. No more win by 2. Can't do it. Won't happen. This team is not good.


    (Pssst - this is just my attempt at reverse psychology on the team. They will now surely win by 2, because I didn't vote that way and I have said for weeks if you want to know what the result of the game won't be, just ask me how I voted...I've been wrong since week 2)
     
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  4. TyphonInc

    TyphonInc Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jul 3, 2018
    Dublin, OH
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #4 TyphonInc, Aug 16, 2021
    But now you revered the reverse psychology and they will definitely lose by 2.
     
  5. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #5 YITBOS, Aug 16, 2021
    Yeah, but my reverse triple reverses the double reverse.
     
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  6. QuarkspaceDotCom

    QuarkspaceDotCom Member+

    Mar 14, 2000
    Deep in the Bluegrass Hinterlands
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
    #6 QuarkspaceDotCom, Aug 16, 2021
    Yet another game so soon?! QVC might be more entertaining.
     
  7. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #7 Hamburgler03, Aug 16, 2021
    Could have been worse. You could have paid money to see a game like that in person.
     
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  8. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #8 chr1st, Aug 16, 2021
    My liver cannot keep this pace.
     
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  9. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    #9 KHT_Crew, Aug 16, 2021
    The season will truly be lost when the Two Points option is "Crew give up 2 goals in first half, score one goal, and lose by one".
     
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  10. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    #10 KHT_Crew, Aug 16, 2021
    Adding this to my playlist....
    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #11 Bill Archer, Aug 16, 2021
    You're going to need a volume 2.
     
  12. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #12 Bill Archer, Aug 16, 2021
    Your liver is a lightweight. Tell it to grow a pair.
     
  13. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #13 chr1st, Aug 16, 2021
    The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
     
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  14. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    #14 jairadballerina, Aug 17, 2021
    Got ya covered
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #15 chr1st, Aug 17, 2021
    Crew injury report via attendance czar Pat Murphy:

    E8_tIu9XEAwrt9s.png
     
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  16. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    #16 POdinCowtown, Aug 17, 2021
    What's going on with Josh Williams? He could have recovered from surgery as long as he's been out.
     
  17. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #17 zman31, Aug 17, 2021
    LastOfEleven, west ham sandwich, TKyle and 7 others repped this.
  18. crew2112

    crew2112 Member+

    Jan 25, 2008
    Dayton, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    #18 crew2112, Aug 17, 2021
    Josh Williams was out for a mystery injury last year too. Does he have a contract bonus for making so many appearances? He was fine last game he played, then out for 8 weeks with no explanation. $75 seats. Big time major league experience. The league counts on its fans to not pay attention. Get high or drunk and don’t ask questions. Lol
     
  19. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #19 Bill Archer, Aug 17, 2021
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  20. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #20 chr1st, Aug 18, 2021
    IT'S GAMEDAY!

    Bring+on+the+pain+bring+on+the+pain+bike_b63ce8_5116219.gif
     
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  21. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #21 Hamburgler03, Aug 18, 2021
  22. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #22 KCbus, Aug 18, 2021
    For the life of me, I can’t imagine what was being attempted here.
     
  23. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #23 kgilbert78, Aug 18, 2021
    Trying to win a Darwin Award?
     
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  24. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #24 chr1st, Aug 18, 2021
    Trying to prevent #9.
     
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  25. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    #25 hangthadj, Aug 18, 2021
    Even less imagination than the Crew attack.

    Impressive.
     
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