The "Discuss AUFC's Cosmic Domination Here" thread

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Dr. Wankler, Dec 8, 2018.

  1. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Please limit hyperbole to metaphors that make sense in this dimension, not those only comprehensible in the realms inhabited by AUFC.
     
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  2. Boloni86

    Boloni86 Member+

    Jun 7, 2000
    Baltimore
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Gibraltar
    Wait, the playoffs were still happening? Feels like my team got eliminated months ago.
     
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  3. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    It's not just for us. Every accolade we receive helps the league's overall profile.

    Follow us. Help us... help YOU.

    We are American football.
     
  4. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    They did.

    But instead of MLS just going ahead and giving us the Cup, we had to play it out.
     
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  5. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow, it's like the Sounders are the new Tampa Bay Mutiny
     
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  6. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    No Collusion!
     
  7. Boloni86

    Boloni86 Member+

    Jun 7, 2000
    Baltimore
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Gibraltar
    I dunno ... I found the game borderline unwatchable. Plastic pitch, indoor soccer feel, too many strobe lights and that annoying train horn.

    Other than that, the organization is flawless. Blank, Martino, the players, the fans ... They deserved it.
     
  8. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nice for Parkhurst to have finally gotten that monkey off his back.
     
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  9. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    That horn is Circe to South American talent.

    All of Cascadia plays on turf. NE plays on turf and yardlines. We get most of the stick about it, tho. I'd like grass myself, but it's not a dealbreaker to me. I won't make an argument about safety, but I will say that the day turf becomes as acceptable to players as grass, this talk should stop. It's a surface that can ultimately be laid more consistently than grass.

    I don't get the dome hate, either. The game is older than technology's ability to provide optimum and consistent playing conditions is all.

    Thanks!
     
  10. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He was shit in Columbus.
     
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  11. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    sc = C

    That is, the quality of soccer (s) times the quality of the city (c) equals a constant (C). Elementary math.
     
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  12. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hmm.

    Seems to have been good enough to captain your side to MLS Cup.
     
  13. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And was then dumped.
     
  14. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Annnnnddd....

    Atlanta has declined the option on Parkhurst.

    Looks like Columbus isn’t the only team to dump him as captain
     
  15. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Was out last night, but the match was on in the background while having dinner. Every time I watched it for a couple of minutes, Atlanta was on the attack.

    And when I saw the final score, I though of one thing...How many thread will Auria celebrate in? :p
     
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  16. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Clearly the 2nd best team in league history.
     
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  17. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You’re throwing shade at a guy retiring at the top. I wouldn’t be surprised if Berhalter hired him as an assistant coach for the national team.
     
  18. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The club isn't exercising the option but in a statement they've said they're negotiating with him to extend. So obviously the club is trying to not pay as much for a good locker room veteran who clearly is heading toward the end of his career. Overall, he's been a solid, if not spectacular, CB for us. But as importantly, by all accounts, he's a total professional and a good leader.
     
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  19. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    https://www.massivereport.com/2016/...al-michael-parkhurst-traded-to-atlanta-united

    The change of scenery did him well, point was he wasn't playing well when he was traded from Columbus.
     
  20. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    You most certainly do not.
     
  21. Boloni86

    Boloni86 Member+

    Jun 7, 2000
    Baltimore
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Gibraltar
    If I recall, Columbus's defense had a lot bigger problems that year. I think Clark was one of the two worst keepers that year. And Parkhurst had no center back partner. This was before they signed Mensah. At the time I think they expected Gaston Sauro to be that guy, but he couldn't stay healthy. If I recall, I think that year they even had Tyson Wahl starting at center back for awhile, which is not a recipe for success.
     
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  22. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You are correct.

    Clark was mentally unable to overcome his gaffe in the final and was really poor.

    Not bagging on Parkhurst, but he is on his 4th team on 12 years.
     
  23. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll let Auria have his week in the sun, especially since we all know the alternatives are much, MUCH worse... ;)
     
  24. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    IIRC, you called him "shit."
     
  25. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Right. Maybe a little harsh, going off memory of a post cup hangover season
     

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