The Cagao thread (part 2)

Tell me you have an extra chromosome without telling me you have an extra chromosome.

 

you mad? Felix is cooking. Goal and assist already

 

Against the almighty Royal Antwerp.

Now let's check in on all the other amazing SLB prospects:

• Ivan Cavaleiro: dog shit
• Nelson Semedo: dog shit
• Sanches: dog shit
• Goncalo Ramos: 0 goals, 0 assists in the farmer's league
• Guedes: cat shit
• Andre Gomes: dog shit

Good for FAILix though. He can play in a weak ass Spanish league with no defense and ride the coat-tails of Lewandowski and beat up on European giants like Royal Antwerp

 

This makes no sense though. He was playing in atletico Madrid in the Spanish league this whole time. You make it sound like he just came there. How come greidman was the biggest barca flop of all time if it's so easy

Cavaliero is stat padding. No one ever rated that guy

 

Barca has always been the best Spanish club, it's no surprise that they are the club that are getting the best out of Felix.

Playing in a Barca shirt is way different than playing in a Real Madrid shirt.

Real Madrid would poach Barca players for a reason.

 

A red card for that is insane. Clearly an accidental handball after the ball hits the crossbar bad is going AWAY from goal

 

LMFAO remember when all you Lampiao clowns tried saying this steaming pile of dog shit was the future of Portugal?

https://streamin.me/v/f06078c0

 

Remember when he won the league last year and made the cl quarter finals?

Already achieved more in his career than sportinguista hero tisgo ilori

 

Inacio won the league too. Took the dude years to get called up because he's not an over hyped sack of shit like the garbage that comes out of seixal. As I say that, Joao Neves getting absolutely destroyed off the ball and crossing the ball to nobody. Another over hyped dog shit player.

 

Bit different making the Cl quarter finals

as I say that, Bruno is having another no show against a good team. 2-0 Bayern!!! Bruno penandes the ghost

 

Trubin with the cagao.

Wouldn't have happened if he just did his job. To be as tall as he is and still make a mistake like that is ridiculous.

 

Almost made another mistake before the break. Surely, Ody has to be better than this dude.

 

2-0 to the nobody team named after an energy drink. At home.

 

So what time does the Sporting CL game start ?

 

Once again, 2-0 to a scrub Austrian team named after an energy drink. Potentially more to come. Enjoy the game!

 

He looks really nervous. Almost like he knows Benfica is too big for him.

I told everyone his acquisition was a downgrade and i was right.

 

Agree. Ody makes mistakes. But he's saved their ass plenty of times. I'd take him on SCP any day.

Rafa still the best player on this team. Baller. Bah is good too.

 

If Rui Costa wanted to back up his words of wanting to compete for this trophy he would have made an attempt at David de Gea.

Look at Man United without him. lol

 

At least they made it

 

Shit start, regroup and learn from it . I could not even watch this game. Had to go to the office today . Maybe better off for me lol

 

This isn't the Benfica forum. Take that trash to the SLB wasteland subforum.

 

I would post where ever the fvck I want to . Thank you

 

2-0 at home vs Austrian minnows. Sad! Pathetic! All that money spent and you have a clown defender that has no business ever getting called up.

More dog shit trash to add to the Seixal trash heap. Might as well throw this overrated flopping midget Joao Neves in there too. God awful player.

 

You guys didn't enjoy Roberto? Want another one?

 

If the CL refs used cellphones, maybe the result would be different