The 2017 Table :: Magic Numbers, Tragic Numbers & Other Farcical Figures

Discussion in 'MLS: News & Analysis' started by Knave, Aug 5, 2017.

  1. Namrog The Just

    Namrog The Just Member+

    L.A. Galaxy
    United States
    Jul 2, 2007
    Baltimore County, Maryland
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's not fair!

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  2. Geneva

    Geneva LA for Life

    Feb 5, 2003
    Southern Cal
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seconded. When was the last time the Galaxy were out of the playoff hunt by first week of August? Has to be those Rude Ruud days. Sucks.
     
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  3. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    This toast is damn delicious!
     
  4. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So @Knave, can you do United fans a solid and untoast them for just one week after their crazy transfer window deadline? :p
     
  5. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    No.
     
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  6. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I agree with @sitruc.

    This is a new low.
     
  7. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    Sacramento was made for NASL.
     
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  8. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    So was this year's DC United.
     
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  9. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, I wasn't seriously asking. That would defeat the purpose of being toasted.
     
  10. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I know.

    But I was serious when I said that the 2017 DCU was built for the NASL.
     
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  11. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So thanks to @Knave's opening post I took a look back at the old threads. Best I can tell this is the earliest (as far as games played) that we've had 5 teams toasted. 2011 had 5 teams a game or two after where we are now is about the closest. Usually the thread doesn't start for another game or two and then we generally have just 1 or teams toasted at that point.

    I didn't look too closely at pre-2011 though since the lower number of games in a season throws off the comparison.
     
  12. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    As the league expands, I do expect this thread would need to start earlier and earlier.

    Don't tell the Horrible Horde.
     
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  13. Yoshou

    Yoshou Fan of the CCL Champ

    May 12, 2009
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It is my understanding that the best time to start this thread is prior to week 1. :)

    But seriously, I'm actually expecting an expansion of the playoffs either when LAFC/Beckham United actually joins the league or when the next expansion happens.
     
  14. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!
     
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  15. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    After the All-Star break. :thumbsup:
     
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  16. Yoshou

    Yoshou Fan of the CCL Champ

    May 12, 2009
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Week 1 or GTFO!!
     
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  17. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Then I choose GTFO.
     
  18. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    I remember when it was impossible to toast five teams.
     
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  19. The Franchise

    The Franchise Member+

    Nov 13, 2014
    Bakersfield, CA
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Pepperidge Farms remembers. (So do I.)
     
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  20. aperfectring

    aperfectring Member+

    Jul 13, 2011
    Hillsboro, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Meh, I still feel like this thread hasn't started yet. It hasn't really begun until someone complains about premature entoastification.
     
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  21. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    That's because neither CLB nor ORL has been toasted.

    Let's see ...

    Would MIN fans complain? No. They're MN nice, their team sucks, and they know and accept that. How about COL fans? No, they also know their teams sucks and they accept that. LAG fans? I thought they might complain, but I think they understand the hole that Curt dug (best LAG coach ever!), and I don't think they have much confidence in Sigi turning things around. RSL fans? Do they complain about things? I don't think they do. And DCU fans certainly have no grounds for complaining.

    So that leads to the real question: whose fans will whine first when their team is toast?

    I would say SJE, but I don't expect them to be toast anytime soon. NER? Maybe, but I kind of doubt it. They know they suck. PHI? To complain about being toasted, you need to have irrational confidence in your team. I don't think PHI fans have that. I'm thinking MTL fans will be the first to protest. They'll be the Crewligans of Canada.
     
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  22. ManiacalClown

    ManiacalClown Member+

    Jun 27, 2003
    South Jersey
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Orlando fans are the whiniest little shits in the league right now. They've got my vote.
     
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  23. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ask them about the fact that the Rapids still have a permanent international slot from them...
     
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  24. The Franchise

    The Franchise Member+

    Nov 13, 2014
    Bakersfield, CA
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
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  25. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Still not complaining that RSL was toasted prematurely.
     
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