The 1st Ever Big Soccer 2022 Boredies

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  1. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #51 xtomx, Feb 2, 2023
    Last edited: Feb 2, 2023
    It occurred to me that you forgot a category.
    2. Favorite Poster - Europe
    3. Favorite Poster - Americas
    4. Favorite Poster - Rest of the World (RoW)

    You ignored:
    4.5 Favorite Poster - Outer Space

    The "favorite poster" there would have to be Macsen
     
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  2. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    While Macsen is without a doubt the G.O.A.T. when it pertains to posts about outer space there are plenty of other posters here that seem to be from outer space!
     
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  3. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Well, THAT goes without saying!
     
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  4. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    Wait… I thought you were from Ork, the planet of my sworn enemies. Suffering to @roby!!!:mad::mad::mad:

    :geek::alien::geek::alien::geek:
     
  5. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
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    Na Nu....Na Nu!
     
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  6. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
  7. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
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  8. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Doesn't this really depend on the Persian girl? :eek:

    You should not touch her on the butt or her breasts or her vagina. Those are very private parts and girls find it offensive if you touch her there.
     
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  9. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
  10. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    "Afterwards when you and her have played a lot with each other's noses you can proceed to kiss her on the forehead and ears. But make sure you don't use your tongue because Persian girls find that uncomfortable and you want your Persian girl to be comfortable."
     
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  11. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    We need a cover of Bowie's China Girl changed to Persian Girl with this post inserted as the lyrics.
     
  12. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    If that's the case...no dinner, no movie. As far as the nose play goes, Jimmy Durante or Cpl Klinger might go for that. :)
     
  13. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can confirm, "tell wife she doesn't need a nose operation" did not go as intended.
     
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  14. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Well, was that "Afterwards when you and her have played a lot with each other's noses"?
     
  15. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We didn't get that far
     
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  16. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    ...and yet you have a child! ;)
     
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  17. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    You had the right to remain silent. You should have known that whatever you say [imply] can and will be used against you now and in the very distant future. :cautious:

    Ps...thoughts and prayers! :(
     
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  18. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    You should mumble whenever possible so whatever you say can't be used against you.
     
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  19. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    That is about the dumbest advice I ever heard. Words said, unsaid or incoherent will always be used against you in the court of wifely opinion. :cautious:
     
  20. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You understand this will come of year after year after year, right?
     
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  21. Deadtigers

    Deadtigers Member+

    Jul 23, 2015
    Independent Republic of the Bronx, NY
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ghana
    #71 Deadtigers, Feb 18, 2023
    Last edited: Feb 18, 2023
    1. Favorite Post - Soejic's window post wins
    2. Favorite Poster - Europe - I believe @Belgian guy if my count is right edges Jitty
    3. Favorite Poster - Americas - @spejic edges out
    4. Favorite Poster - Rest of the World (RoW)
    @Sounders78
    5. Poster you want to meet for a beer -
    lots of 1 votes but @rslfanboy seemed to get 2 votes
    6. Pic of what you image one poster looks like.
    We have a tie. @spejic was the most talked about but @Auriaprottu got a few pics of the same guy.
    7. Favorite Mod (Current or Former)
    Winner - @crazypete13 only because his competition @argentine soccer fan didn't vote for himself.
     
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  22. Deadtigers

    Deadtigers Member+

    Jul 23, 2015
    Independent Republic of the Bronx, NY
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ghana
    I feel like we need a thread just about posting pictures of what you imagine other posters look like.
     
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  23. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    See, for whatever reason - and there must be a reason that I have just forgotten about - my mental image of Spejic has been Adrian Pasdar (with glasses).
     
  24. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Tigers

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  25. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    Worst JCVD? Lionheart/Wrong Bet actually cemented him as an action star in the U.S., after Bloodsport made him famous around the world. It also was a film where he was able to lean much less into his athleticism/martial arts skills and had to try a lot more real acting.
    And I think it might feature the best ever use of Michel Qissi (live-long friend of Van Damme who appeared in many of his films).
     
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