So I wake up today, April 26th, and this is what I see as I look out the window of my dorm room: 6 inches of snow overnight, could be 12 by the end of the day. So thank you, Al Gore, for single-handedly ending global warming. You selfish, inconsiderate prick. Not everyone lives in Tennessee, you asshole. [Youtube]qJUFTm6cJXM[/youtube]
Things to do: 1. Get a dictionary (decent one). 2. Look up the definition of 'weather'. 3. Note it. 4. Look up the definition of 'climate'. 5. Note it. 6. Hope to fuck there's an ounce of brains between the ears that'll make the difference between #2 and #4 apparent.
Things to do: 1. Get a dictionary. 2. Look up the definition of 'sarcasm.' 3. Note it. 4. Go die in a fire.* *Trademarked by Mike Segroves