Topper and I are starting a new business venture....we are helping disenfranchised Americans move away from this evil Country. We will do all the paperwork for you and fix you up in the place of your dreams. For a small fee, of course. You can move to France and our small fee will only be $1,000. You get a french ID card, beret and a fake thin mustache. We are also running a middle east special, you the angry Democrat can move to your choice of Syria or Lebanon for $1. Yes you read that right: $1. A goat is also included. For only $5 more you can move to another third world Country by the name of Canada. The exchange rate there is so good that you actually make money on the deal. Don't stay here in the evil empire. Why would you? Move away with the hollywood liberals who have threatened to do the same. Please e-mail me your pay pal info and desired destination and everything will be taken care of for you.