Topper and I are starting a new business venture....we are helping disenfranchised Americans move away from this evil Country. We will do all the paperwork for you and fix you up in the place of your dreams. For a small fee, of course. You can move to France and our small fee will only be $1,000. You get a french ID card, beret and a fake thin mustache. We are also running a middle east special, you the angry Democrat can move to your choice of Syria or Lebanon for $1. Yes you read that right: $1. A goat is also included. For only $5 more you can move to another third world Country by the name of Canada. The exchange rate there is so good that you actually make money on the deal. Don't stay here in the evil empire. Why would you? Move away with the hollywood liberals who have threatened to do the same. Please e-mail me your pay pal info and desired destination and everything will be taken care of for you.
I can take the gloating of the Republicans who fought their good fight on these boards. But for you to hider yourself away on Archer's PF forum away from dem nastly librrals only to come here and rub people's faces in it is the true sign of a pu$$y. Note, I acquit Archer of this, since he's a stand up guy. You're just a braying hyena.
FINALLY someone says something that makes perfect sense. Actually, I'm a bit miffed that Texas ever joined the US in the first place.
$1000? What a rip off. You can get a social security card & drivers' license for a lot less than that in Macarthur Park.
thanks for the compliment! Of course I have been posting in the politics forum since the first day it was started. So can I put you down for relocation to Cuba then? Or would you prefer a trip to a more moderate climate, like Yemen?
Ted, the big pussy who spends all his time complaining and crying to the mods how everyone in the Politics forum treats him like a back-doored bitch, has actually posted HERE? Welcome out of the closet!
Any time! Say, how's Archer's intenstinal tract? You've got the close up - he getting enough iron? Of course, you haven't posted here for a good two years. Because the mean liberals frighten you. So that would make you a ..........what does superdave call them again? If you can find me a single one of my posts either a)Predicting a Kerry victory, b)Threatening to move abroad if Bush won, or c)Acting as is this election is the undercard to the rapture, I will personally help you wheel Alec Baldwin's obnoxious bloated carass to the shore and dump him on his way to Haiti. Hell, I'll throw in Sean Penn, and I'll even roll Michael Moore to Canada. But until you can find those - kindly go play hide and go fvck yourself.
The minute Bush chokes on another potato chip, you'll be back in the BA sanitorium, mewling over the cold cruelty of the outside world.
Oh, I'm sorry. Apparently the 7 posts you've made per year indicate you're not afraid of debate. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to stop laughing so hard.
update: We have $300,000 now in our pay pal account from angered Americans who want to move. Spaces are filling up fast, please act now. We got a special on a move to mexico: 3 pesos gets you a rental bungalo, a mule and an underaged prostitute.
Ted, does the price for France change if I want a permanent condescending sneer instead of the thin moustache?
alert: for those wanting to stay in the US we got a special on Tom Daschles house. We aren't quite certain where it is located but we can tell you that it's not in South Dakota. Apparently he has never set foot in the state.