Stupid comments or phrases said by announcers

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  1. UNION_1906

    UNION_1906 New Member

    Jan 9, 2006
    *chico-california*
    o ********, YES that is annoying, soooo annoying. and dudes lately they have been announcing the goles como si fueran saque de manos or somethin unimportant, at least on tvazteca. kinda annoying too
     
  2. terrible15

    terrible15 Big Soccer Hall of Fame

    Jan 16, 2006
    long beach, ca
    Funny comment made by Bracamontes in the Chivas vs Jaguares game...

    Torre de Jalisco: Al enemigo no se le puede dar agua

    Bracamontes: O no se le puede dar la mala como los Argentinos y Brasilenos...

    It was something like that...I thought it was funny that he was calling the Vagentinos a bunch of cheaters...
     
  3. franco

    franco New Member

    Jul 24, 2003
    USA
    ...torre de putizco, from univision, everytime ignacio scocco from pumas touches the ball:


    pase para ZZZZZZ
    CCCCOOO
    CCCCCOOOO!!!!:mad:
     
  4. Chiquitibum

    Chiquitibum Member+

    Apr 4, 2004
    Norte
    Club:
    Pumas UNAM
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    clueless halftime chicks on Azteca and their obvious observations.

    actually i like it.
     
  5. Razor Eater 1 - redded

    Nov 14, 2006
    You mean 'Sexy Cam'. sometimes I think the Sexy Cam is broken.
     
  6. Chiquitibum

    Chiquitibum Member+

    Apr 4, 2004
    Norte
    Club:
    Pumas UNAM
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    naw, the sawker chicks during the halftime show and analysis or whatever.
     
  7. mexicano

    mexicano New Member

    Dec 19, 2003
    Templológico
    That girl "Martina" (or whatever her name is) that comes out in NTD has a very fake smile.
     
  8. soccer blood 9

    soccer blood 9 New Member

    Mar 2, 2006
    Omaha, Ne
    in the america vs morelia game bracamontes said he liked munos better in black shorts
     
  9. UNION_1906

    UNION_1906 New Member

    Jan 9, 2006
    *chico-california*
    haha thats hilarious, i rember the chivas-atlas game, in a play inside the box, de la torre was like praising the atlas defense after one of them stop an attack, saying that was world class defense etc etc, then we see the replay, and he clearly deflected it with his arm, like unintentional yes, but haha i thought it was hilarious, he was pretty quiet after that... for 10 seconds... "PUN le pego a la pelota" or watever he says to overdub the regular chant after a goalie saca de su meta, u know P**O! haha
     
  10. UNION_1906

    UNION_1906 New Member

    Jan 9, 2006
    *chico-california*
    did anyone watchin the game right now on telefutura catch when bracamontes called the atlas porra "zorra 51" hahaha fruedian slip :p too funny. what do u do after that? haha
     
  11. Lyrical S.

    Lyrical S. Member+

    Aug 22, 2006
    Morelia, Michoacan
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    jorge vergara: metela wuey!!

    ROFL

    i dont give a shit if he was invited. he still got heard!
     
  12. puromorelia

    puromorelia Member

    Mar 1, 2005
    L.@. california
    How about that one commentator who does most Atlas games and says "AaaGALA!!!!" :confused: that one just makes me confused what does he exactly mean? but the one that sounds really ranchero like is when he sudenly says "Quien anda ayyy" lolx
     
  13. puromorelia

    puromorelia Member

    Mar 1, 2005
    L.@. california
    oh yeah or how about today when everyone was clueless about what the function of having the captain band was for. This was after carlos morales or zihna I believe left the field on a sub and did not pass on the captain band to anyone else on the team. The most hillarious part was that Garcia Aspe himself for many years wore that captain band YET he had no clue what benefits really come from that or how the rules apply when having that captain title. lolx Even Lebrija who was invited to the broadcasting booth put him and the rest of incompetent fools on the spot when saying it would be good to know that.:)
     
  14. Numero_9

    Numero_9 Member

    Mar 31, 2004
    Illinois
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    "Andres Carne De Res"

    STFU!!!!!!!

    the guy kept saying that during the TOluca vs. Pachuca game everytime CHitiva had the ball.
     
  15. amanzo81

    amanzo81 Member

    Apr 30, 2003
    home
    Club:
    Club América
    I thought it ws funny when bracamontes tried to take credit for bringing in davino. When ramirez said that it wasnt possible, he tried to correct himself by saying he made him a starter. When ramirez corrected him again, all bracamontes could say was "no fue el otro davino." Idiots.
     
  16. franco

    franco New Member

    Jul 24, 2003
    USA
    ...yeah but have you seen her asss?...:confused: :)
     
  17. Goofy

    Goofy Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    support for oneself.
    Damn, I had almost forgotten this stupid question just recently asked by, who else? Miguel Gurwitz.
    Yes, the same guy who asked Lavolpe why wasn't cabrito arellano going to the world cup, exactly 52 seconds after Lavolpe mentioned cabrito in the final roster, this time asked Bruno Marioni right after the 1st final game:

    "Bruno, para terminar, El penal... fue penal o no fue penal?"
    Marioni just looks at him going like WTF?????????:D
     
  18. CheveLoco

    CheveLoco Member

    Apr 19, 2005
    San Diego, CA
    how bout Alarcon and his "esquemas esquematicos":confused:
     
  19. Americafan78

    Americafan78 New Member

    Jan 3, 2005
    Los Angeles
    damm thats funny....whats funnier is that u have time to write down the shyte he says.....
    damn.....
    must suck 2 be u....:eek:
     
  20. SoyOllin

    SoyOllin Member+

    Aug 14, 2006
    D TOWN
    Club:
    CF Atlas Guadalajara
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    gotta love el perro bermudes because of the way he talks he makes fifa 2007 all that more realistic when i play it :D




    jugo SABADABA and can't forget CHIDOGONGO :D
     
  21. metalmaster

    metalmaster Member+

    Jul 7, 2004
    In the wrong hood
    Club:
    Hakoah Maccabi Ramat Gan
    I don't know, but "tirititite" sounds pretty stupid.
     
  22. Viva RoCkism!

    Viva RoCkism! Member

    Nov 13, 2006
    Mexico City
    Club:
    Club Tijuana
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Al Perro Bermudez se le safa un tornillo de vez en cuando.

    Por ejemplo en el gol de México contra Argentina dijo:"Los changos a la alzaaaaa". No me llamó mucho la atención con la emoción del gol y eso. Pero hace poco vi el video y no se me ocurre que fregados quizo decir!.
     
  23. Chivin

    Chivin Member

    Aug 4, 2006
    LA
    Club:
    CD Chivas de Guadalajara
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Back in the WC, I was watching the Italy Vs USA game, and stupid Alexi Lalas said:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ePtLKJK_QIE
    This Keller?????:rolleyes:
     
  24. Rafael Hernandez

    Rafael Hernandez Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 6, 2002
    The Spazzos are crazy and to say he is the best keeper is pure BS, but that doesn't take away from the fact that Kasey Keller is a great keeper.
     
  25. superfrantheman

    superfrantheman Red Card

    Nov 11, 2006
    Olvidados de Dios
    Club:
    Sporting Cristal Lima
    Nat'l Team:
    Peru
    tiene su estilo de narrar el de univion lo respeto de veras deberia narrar mas pablo ramirez porque si narra bie no te aburre lo malo es que se pone habalr este jugaro jugaba en tal aldo o dice mucho las propagandas

    pero para mi es mejor que el otro mexicano orvañanos de veras aca vi la sudericana en dos versiones la de clos y la de orvañanos, me quedo con la de clos

    en fin si narra bien pablo ramirez, es griton si, lo malo y lo mas malo que tiene es que se supone que le profe comenta y no tioen que pregunatarle a cada rato que opina y tambien cuando el balon esta en juego se pone a decir propagandas de jeep, de todos los anunciadores , en lugar de deicrla cuando hay un balon parado cuando hay un corner y hay una pausa en el juego.

    ahi es donde se rellena con las propagandas o coemntarios no en medio del juego

    en fin me gusta esto que dice el

    ...ahoraaaa, rueda la pelota, por univisioonnn..
    ...palo, fierro, tubo, poste y metal...le sacooo pintura, le saco soldadura y el saco el alma al jugador


    esas dos me ecantan

    ...golaaaaaaazzzooo, golaaaazzzzooo, golazo, golazo, golazooo, AZO, AZO, AZOOOOO!!!...


    esta mas o menos , aunque por ratos aburre
     

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