Streaking Sign-up List

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  1. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    OK here's who we have so far for the first annual Earthquakes Streak:

    1) Beerking
    2) 1Brifanatic333
    3) RamiosSoccerChica
    4) Defender
    5) Nap

    Well, that's all that have signed up so far. All you have to be willing to do is run naked in front of about 25,000 fans during a playoff game. So add to this list by signing up yourself, or someone you love, today!

    Oh, I wanted to sign up but first I have to clear it with my knee doctor.
     
  2. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can you warn us first before they do that? I wanna make sure I close my eyes.
     
  3. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have been asked by management to add that this is not an official ClubQuake/Casbah event.

    However, it may be sponsored by Wienerschnitzel.
     
  4. Hawkeye17

    Hawkeye17 DynaChick v QuakeBabe v WildKate v Chewie23

    Aug 25, 1999
    Miami Vice 82
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    1 (Beerking), 4 (Defender), and 5 (Nap) are out. They will not consider it in a snowball's chance in hell. In fact, they would rather eat worms and bugs and also swim in a stable of horse manure or swim in a pool laden with Great White Sharks than participate in the Earthquakes Streak.

    2 (1Brifanatic333) and 3 (RamiosSoccerChica) are more viable candidates and could become even more famous than the Aimercat if they participated in the Earthquakes Streak. However, the rules must state they must be 18 and up. 1Brifanatic333 will be 18 by the Final Game of the 2002 season and that would be perfect for the Earthquakes Streak to take place. If they choose to partake in the streak they will be even bigger than Lynne Metaperel.

    :D

    Cheers!
     
  5. Hawkeye17

    Hawkeye17 DynaChick v QuakeBabe v WildKate v Chewie23

    Aug 25, 1999
    Miami Vice 82
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Beerking, Defender, and I are not, repeat, not partaking in the Earthquakes Streak. Also there is an issue with keeping our tickets.

    However, since women tend to go off easy on these things, 1Brifanatic333 and RamiroSoccerChica have shown their true colours and spirit for the Quakes and are willing to do so to give the team more press.

    Don't the South American press use models to promote their teams? Maybe they can.

    The last one came from out of the plume. I think the Spartan Streaker was from Noe Valley in San Francisco.

    Cheers!
     
  6. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nap, you're missing the point. You're supposed to be ADDING names, not subtracting them.

    Ok, you can subtract your own name, but Beerking and Defender have to remove themselves.

    Oh... did you know I'm from Noe Valley?
     
  7. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't care if you guys aren't doing it. I wanna be warned.

    And don't put words in Linds' mouth! We'll see what she has to say for herself, thank you.
     
  8. Hawkeye17

    Hawkeye17 DynaChick v QuakeBabe v WildKate v Chewie23

    Aug 25, 1999
    Miami Vice 82
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :D

    I'm joking around. While I'm very sure that she will most likely refuse, she's fair game given she is recognized by many and her stature here on the boards. Britney Spears would most likely participate in a Quakes Streak event than 1BriFanatic333.

    However, my name must be subtracted/removed on the basis of principle.

    I wanted to say the Castro, but since I didn't want to mention it at the expense of offending the gay and lesbian community, better to say the Noe Valley, where it's more diverse and more cleaner to say. :)

    So, who will be the 4? Enough!

    Cheers!
     
  9. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    THIS THREAD WON'T DIE!

    Ooh... i just got cold feet and tried to delete this thread but it wouldn't die. It now has a life of its own. :)

    Mods, if this offends too many people please remove it. But you gotta admit it would do wonders for attendence.
     
  10. Hawkeye17

    Hawkeye17 DynaChick v QuakeBabe v WildKate v Chewie23

    Aug 25, 1999
    Miami Vice 82
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Put in the word "streaking" and it goes off the hilt. It goes back to the free love days.

    Remember the Spartan Streaker was banned for life and if anyone dared try that stunt again, the yellow jackets would really not be friendly.

    I don't know how they would handle a female streaker--don't want to go there, but that guy who pulled off that stunt really was forced out of the stadium without a pair of pants.

    Enough! :D

    Cheers!
     
  11. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well you shoulda Nap. Cuz that was too much! If you wanna see boobs, I can tell you the names of some places that "sell" them. :rolleyes:

    Really what's the point of this thread? I think it should be killed!
     
  12. Hawkeye17

    Hawkeye17 DynaChick v QuakeBabe v WildKate v Chewie23

    Aug 25, 1999
    Miami Vice 82
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bajaro you can delete the thread, and take the posts along with it to oblivion. I think you still have time to remove it. There should be that option to do so.

    oh, it wasn't my idea. didn't start the thread.

    Cheers!

    :D :D
     
  13. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    KILL IT, BEFORE IT MULTIPLIES!!

    Ok, I'm sober now.

    Mods, please kill this thing before children read it in the morning.

    Apologies to Beerking, Defender, Lins, and RSC. I got carried away.

    No apologies to Nap however, whose mind is in the gutter as much as my own.

    ;)
     
  14. Hawkeye17

    Hawkeye17 DynaChick v QuakeBabe v WildKate v Chewie23

    Aug 25, 1999
    Miami Vice 82
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: KILL IT, BEFORE IT MULTIPLIES!!

    :D
     
  15. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No one with pimples on his/her butt.
     
  16. porkrind

    porkrind Member

    Quakes
    United States
    Sep 27, 2001
    Bostonia
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    No! Don't kill this thread! This is a great idea. Come on people, sign up! Aside from me, of course, I don't think anyone wants to see me naked :mad:)

    Hell, I think Johnny Moore should shell out a couple of 20's for this one. It would be great publicity.
     
  17. Hawkeye17

    Hawkeye17 DynaChick v QuakeBabe v WildKate v Chewie23

    Aug 25, 1999
    Miami Vice 82
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Picture courtesy of Wade Jackson/Andy Mead. Thanks!

    I can't stop laughing at this.

    Here's something to end it once and for all. Maybe the perfect candidate to the Earthquakes Streak. I wanted to suggest someone else, but I'm afraid she might take me to a corner and beat me up, though I got some slick moves without having to strike back.

    [​IMG]

    Please be sure Fred Savage/Number Three/The Mole stays away.

    (remember, I'm only kidding around on this.)

    :D
     
  18. Defender

    Defender Member

    Joe's Plumbing 86ers
    Feb 16, 2001
    San Francisco CA
    Club:
    Atlanta Silverbacks
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thanks or volunteering me Bajoro!

    When/where? All I need to know. It'll be a great way to introduce myself to the rest of guys and especially gals. :D
     
  19. clashcityrocker

    Mar 12, 1999
    In the shadow of RFK
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    I'll be in DC, but I volunteer to watch the playoff games naked.
     
  20. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    I was thinking about doing it but someone sent me a very large check NOT to, I'm sure it was Erin, and anyway the last time I was on the beach in the buff "GreenPeace" tried to roll me back in the water:rolleyes: THERE WILL BE NO STREAKING DONE BY ME.....EVER!!! However if Erin wants to volunteer that's OK with me:D:
     
  21. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I want no part of this! I've already been labeled as a tramp with all my clothes on. I could just imagine what people would say if I did this. :rolleyes:

    Grow up people!
     
  22. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
    I'll do it. Now you can all see why I pack my "trunk" everywhere I go.
     
  23. Alexi

    Alexi Member

    Feb 26, 1999
    San Francisco
    I LOVE THAT IDEA !
    Probably, we can organize worm-bug-eating contest as the halftime entertainment ? :D
     
  24. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Alexi, I was going to sign you up, but I didn't want you to get sunburned, you know, you're so light-colored.
     
  25. Alexi

    Alexi Member

    Feb 26, 1999
    San Francisco
    By halftime, I will be so drunk, probably, that I won't be able to run, anyway. Although, I can ride a bicycle :)
     

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