Dear Fans, We're coming up on the most important part of our season: the MLS Cup Playoffs. This year our path to MLS Cup again runs through Chicago and as supporters, you've been brilliant in the matches here against the Fire, this and every year. The support you've shown has been instrumental in helping us get to the last three Cup finals. Much like we talk to the boys before the game, this is my pregame talk to you. In the coming weeks, we need your passion behind us. You're the best supporters in the league: you've rallied us to countless victories, withstood the elements, sung and cheered with enthusiasm and always stayed until the final whistle. We can't ask for a better group of fans. Now, we need you to come out to the Playoffs and rally us to the Cup. No matter how many games you've been to, this is the time we need you most. When you're in the stadium, be loud, go crazy and make a lot of noise at 8 p.m. on Thursday. Be there and be part of the team. Stand with us as we stage another battle with Chicago. Cheers! Steve Nicol wow, is our marketing dept awful
I was hoping for something more like this: [youtube]WLrrBs8JBQo[/youtube] Maybe we should all do blue face paint and kilts for the game next Thursday: It is the day before Halloween anyway.
I'm gonna dress up as unused salary cap space and do whatever I want in the stands. They're going to ignore me anyway.
do you think the intern that wrote this got an extra gold star for using "cheers" instead of "thanks"
He wooda got more gold stars if he said "Ta" If he had dictated it, it would have read something like this: "Rate, you mangy lot, Warr elmoost a thu aynda thu sayson and we noe havva coopla moor matches ta pley. Mebbe thess tame fur sure werra genna wenn it! We got She-caago commin oop an avrey tame we plaeyd them thess year we werra shite, pure an utter shite. I thote we werra gunna wenn th laast one, but schtew-pit Shalrie tooka bad yellow an gut sentoff. Aaftur thet, we fella-paart. Reis coodent stop a shot from me gran. and then ah fookit, can we start again? Rate. Thu supp-or-urrs. Yeh, yez are greet, fockin greet! Absoliutleh brell-yint! Weh need yez tae torn upp an gie us yuur support through theck an thenn, so we can make et tae thu Aim-Ell-Ess Coop again, an thess tame we mate wenn ett ! Beffore avrey match, ah always give bay-bell boy a whack on thu haid and say, 'guan Wells, ya gut tae roon aroun real faast whan yuh git oot thar' an he gevves me a weak smayle lake he doon know eff em jooken ur no. So yez can treat thess as the same theng as a pep-talk tae thu laads. Just lake a woman whose enn an abusive relationshepp wi' some baastard who doan no how ta treae her rate and is always sayin he's sorry, we need yez tae coome oot tae thu paark furrus. We're reallly sorry we took alla thu salary cap mooneh an blew it on a pissup fur the laads, Next tame, I promess ya, we'll buy a good pleyer or two. But thet's nae matter noe. Yez been wi' us alla way an we need yez noo. Ah doan carre eff ye nevvar coom to a game all year cus yaar tue lazey tae ge' up orfa yuur lazy arse, bu ye be-ur coom oot noe. We expect tae see yez there Thorsdey, or we'll set aboot ye rate! Ta! Steve Nicol
Just stay away from Monty he's likely to either start crying or get really mad and hit you when you arrive in his general area. Hell hath no fury like a mexican scorned.
Wells Thompson I'm crossing my fingers, hoping the lady who sits behind me in 110 and always yells "Put in Wells Thompson" doesn't read BigSoccer!
I say let's do it, what the hell. I wonder if I have anything tartan I could wear... They should just show clips from Braveheart and this other Scottish-related classic (for those with longer memories) prior to the match [youtube]kq4SqgxIKM0[/youtube] THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
no one gave props to the guy who wrote that ridiculously long message in indistinguishable scottish english hahahahahahah cheers mate
Hilly, "Ah doan carre eff ye nevvar coom to a game all year cus yaar tue lazey tae ge' up orfa yuur lazy arse, bu ye be-ur coom oot noe. We expect tae see yez there Thorsdey, or we'll set aboot ye rate! " We'll be looking for you.