Star-Spangled Random Gibberish

As a card-carrying traditionalist fuddy-duddy, it does my heart good to hear any reference to LP records.

 

Fair warning on the jibberish line...I may be forced to go on a major thread bumping spree if this madness doesn't cease and desist.

 

I am not the show.

The show is on the field between the white lines.

Your admiration belongs there.

I am merely an accessory.

 

The show is on the field, and in the announcer's booth, and in the Casbah, and everywhere else that anyone is working for the success of the Earthquakes.

 

This sounds way too familiar.

Shouldn't this have said...
Crash Davis: It's time to work on your interviews.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: My interviews? What do I gotta do?
Crash Davis: You're gonna have to learn your clichés. You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to know them. They're your friends. Write this down: "We gotta play it one day at a time."
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Got to play... it's pretty boring.
Crash Davis: 'Course it's boring, that's the point. Write it down.

 

Come on Bill...

You've got to give some kudos to the Ultras, too.

 

Crash was into boring...remember "strikeouts are boring and besides that they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic."

William Blake?

 

http://www.jahozafat.com/cgi-bin/wavs.cgi?Bull_Durham=lollygag.wav

 

Oh, were we trying to?

 

Anyone else watching the US v Cuba Gold Cup match? Davis is playing fairly well.

 

Why'd Bruce take Brad out and leave Dempsey in? Dempsey can't hit the side of a barn.

 

He had a strike that hit wide left early in the game.

 

The cross to Dempsey was pretty good also, should have been a goal.

 

I think we'll have to call him Clint Over-theTop Dempsey from now on, how many sitters did he miss?

 

He missed at least four shots on goal. On one of his shots, the Cuban gk looked like Stevie Wonder in goal, but Dempsey put it outside to the right of goal.

 

I think he needs to take lessons from Tyrone Marshall.

 

Red Rover
Red Rover
Let Clint shoot it over!

 

...and to the right
...and to the left

 

The takes shots to the left, shots to the right.

One tequila,
two tequila,
three tequila,
FLOOR!

 

What...The Banana Splits Song isn't good enough for you?

Sha na na
Sha nanana
Sha na na
Na nanana...

 

"... Doesn't really matter 'cos he was shyte
That's the way our luck goes
Couldn't see the ball coz of the size of his nose"

I love this song!!
http://www.lyricsstyle.com/t/thebusiness/southgateeuro96.html