Sporting KC and The Cauldron in 2011 - The songs

Discussion in 'KC Supporters Clubs' started by szazzy, Nov 18, 2010.

  1. TheSmokingPun

    TheSmokingPun Member

    Mar 31, 2010
    Kansas City, MO
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Totally stealing another one from England, West Ham, but whatever, it can work. To the tune of Can't Take My Eyes Off of You:

    Oh Mikey Money,
    You are the love of my life,
    Oh Mikey Money,
    I need you to shag my wife,
    Oh Mikey Money,
    I want pretty hair too.

    It's pretty bad and no one has curly hair on the team but it's a start.
     
  2. kopiteinkc

    kopiteinkc Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 1, 2000
    Shawnee
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    We need a Livestrong Park song ....
     
  3. NorthbankHighbury

    Jan 25, 2009
    Liberty, MO
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Take me out to Live Strong Park, take me out to the game .... buy me some meth and a bag of crack, drink all the beer before Vermes gets back ....


    I would kill myself.



    Something based on the CHORUS of this could work ...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU"]YouTube - Blur - Parklife[/ame]

    ... very easy to sing in a loud yelling kind of drunk group. I'm not sold.



    I could imagine the beautiful cynicism of the British singing something with similar lyrics to ..

    Hes the king on a bicycle... even with one testicle, he took us for $7.5m to put his name on our wall ... he's Lance Armstrong, Livestrong <insert clapping> Livestrong...

    .... I miss that cocky terrace humor. It doesn't work here.
     
  4. StewbaccaKC

    StewbaccaKC New Member

    Nov 19, 2010
    Kansas City
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is good. I've heard it sung for David Luiz on Chelsea.
    I am going to add it to the master song list that I am working on right now.

    The version I've heard is instead of I need you to shag my wife its

    I'd let you shag my wife.



     
  5. TheSmokingPun

    TheSmokingPun Member

    Mar 31, 2010
    Kansas City, MO
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yep, that's it. I was dead tired when I wrote it over, haha.
     
  6. Diego Pasley

    Diego Pasley Member

    Jun 26, 2005
    Lake Ozark, MO
    For the Chicago road trip:


    The wheels on the bus go round and round,
    Round and round,
    Round and round,

    The wheels on the bus go round and round
    Kaaaansas City!
     
  7. Chairman Mau

    Chairman Mau Member

    Jul 4, 2007
    Birdland
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    American Samoa
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iPINFbs9KE[/ame]

    We've already got plenty of material for Mike Jones (WHO?!)

    No we don't. </missouri>
     
  8. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Member+

    Oct 6, 2002
    Lee's Summit
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Please don't speak for all of Missouri.
     
  9. Chairman Mau

    Chairman Mau Member

    Jul 4, 2007
    Birdland
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    American Samoa
    i will!

    and i don't plan to ever say "livestrong" aloud in my life.

    had enough looking at that dude's damn face when it was on that building on the plaza. but that's another thread.
     
  10. EricKingh8sTheFire

    EricKingh8sTheFire New Member

    Feb 2, 2009
    Kansas City!!!
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lol This.... A ManUnited chant we could use in the roadtrip..
    "We Do what we Want,
    We do what we waaaannntttt
    we're Sporting KC,
    we do what we wanttt''..... It the like the way it sounds ...

    Also the "Burn it down again, Burn it down again, Burn it down burn it down, Burn it down again''

    As well as ''1871 *clap clap clap* 1871 *clap clap clap* and so on.
     
  11. Replicant

    Replicant Member

    Nov 5, 2010
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  12. EricKingh8sTheFire

    EricKingh8sTheFire New Member

    Feb 2, 2009
    Kansas City!!!
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LoL... It's simple that everyone can sing along and take the piss out of Cheekago.
     
  13. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Member+

    Oct 6, 2002
    Lee's Summit
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm going with no
     
  14. EricKingh8sTheFire

    EricKingh8sTheFire New Member

    Feb 2, 2009
    Kansas City!!!
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well you can continue to sing old Wizards songs then friennd...All 3 of those will get a nice voicing, as evidenced by last year, and the year before...
     
  15. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Member+

    Oct 6, 2002
    Lee's Summit
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fine with me.
     
  16. NorthbankHighbury

    Jan 25, 2009
    Liberty, MO
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    They worked ok in LA, hell even Robb H joined in a couple of times :D
     
  17. the_cyclones

    the_cyclones New Member

    Jul 26, 2004
    The Cauldron
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't get the not liking the anti-chicago chants... we've done those 2 chants at CAB when Chicago has come to town ... I mean, are not 300+ people enough to make one feel secure? Or do we need 9,000 ?
     
  18. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Member+

    Oct 6, 2002
    Lee's Summit
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And I didn't like them then either...
     
  19. EricKingh8sTheFire

    EricKingh8sTheFire New Member

    Feb 2, 2009
    Kansas City!!!
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Good post...They go over well and are really easy to get every involved and take the piss out of them real nice...Sometimes it seems some of the lads have a highschool football mentality when it comes to chants ''support our team, but lets not hurt the other teams feelings''... They are our rival, they are scum, lets have a proper go at them for ******** sakes.
     
  20. szazzy

    szazzy Member

    Apr 18, 2004
    Kansas City, MO
    Eric, always loved the passion you've had man but you seem to have gotten more British in your time away from bigsoccer. That was about 5 cliches past Sean Wheelock. Almost a full Brad Friedel. Fine with talking smack on our rivals but you still are American right?
     
  21. Jarnevic

    Jarnevic BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 21, 2005
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I generally attend matches to watch the game. I love joining along in the songs but my eyes are ultimately fixed on the pitch. Thus, I don't understand doing songs just to see the looks on opposing fan's faces. Because this would mean I'm not looking at the game.

    If you're there to hate Chicago more than to watch soccer that's fine, but not everyone there is gonna share your passion to piss off all the fans around them.
     
  22. NorthbankHighbury

    Jan 25, 2009
    Liberty, MO
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Been watching the Football Factory on loop mate?

    The trip to Chivas really changed my mind on a lot of things. One is how juvenile this kind of attitude is.
     
  23. Jarnevic

    Jarnevic BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 21, 2005
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Good. You've seen FF. On the bus ride, you'll have to explain to me the meaning of half the slang in that movie.
     
  24. NorthbankHighbury

    Jan 25, 2009
    Liberty, MO
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Will try :) Those are Souff and West London lads, I am from the East End.
     
  25. TheSmokingPun

    TheSmokingPun Member

    Mar 31, 2010
    Kansas City, MO
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I once hung out with a kid that grew up in Croydon, the home of grime and dubstep, couldn't understand a single word he said. It was all slang and jibber jabber, felt like I needed a translator. Oh yeah, and he was totally into fighting outside of Crystal Palace matches.
     

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