Please, in the name of all that's holy, make the stadium staff stop with the sound effects. I've noticed the Current Affair stuff before, but now it seems like every action on the field has a sound effect. The "spring" thing for ... well, something. "D'oh!" for an awkward header. The "wahhp ... wahhp ... wahhp ... waaaaaaahhhp" for something that goes wrong. This actually hasn't been a bad first half, but the broadcast is unbearable.