Let me show you something.... Ladies and Gentleman the following picture is of a fat pig known as Drew Barrymore. Known for drug adictions and talking complete nonsense....
In this post you, ladies and gentleman, have the honor of capturing a glimpse of the most beautiful woman alive today and definately one of the most beautiful woman that God himself has ever created. Perfect in every single way she is Audrey Tautou...
Notice, with the evidence given there is absolutly no likeness. No camera angles, no special effects, NOTHING can compare such filth to the one perfect creation in this very imprefect world. Am I obsessive? You betcha.
At first glance I thought it was Drew Barrymore --- the look she had in "Riding in Cars with Boys" (Note that if you have a girlfriend, you've probably seen it; otherwise skip it) At second glance it looked like the woman off of Major League (the one that ended up with the catcher). At third glance, Eggy is right. Although I have to admit I've never heard of the girl. Who is she??
In the first picture, I thought she was somebody else too, but not Barrymore. I thought she was Who is a terrible actress, but who cares? The problem of course is that Barrymore, like Kate Winslet, actually CAN act. But they aren't classical beauties like Beckinsale. Charlize Theron is maybe the best combination of the two.
or anyone else in a dc uniform. convey has been struggling (mentally) of late ever since his failed move to england, and that's the last thing he needed, his own teammate turning on him. i can only hope DC say goodbye to him we never see the man in mls again.
Yeah, he thought he was finally going to get away from Stoichkov and Kovalenko tag teaming him in the showers.
Swept with 4-0 on goals. A big, fat goose egg... Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of DC player scum.
If US Soccer is trying to position itself as the world's whiny bitch then Landon Donovan is indeed the posterboy for US Soccer.
I wonder how many quake fans are gonna be cheering if this score stands. Edit: spoke too soon. wow, what a game
I don't even mind the Espanol announcers - there's so much game action it actually adds to the pace. Who would've believed we could get to this point?
Yep, and I thought the ref did a good job of controlling some WILD game flow. Best match of the season. I wonder if those guys will be able to walk tomorrow after that game on a soft pitch. Yallop for coach of the Canadian Nats - NO question. Wish we had SJ's midfield, eh.
I finally got to see the second half of that LA/SJ game. Wow! LA just looked gased at the end. And Faria scores the winner? Biggest goal of his life. Given his propensity to miss the easy ones, I would've put money on him missing. By far the best game of the year.
That match was up and down all game with very little "knock it around " type action. The pitch was very soft - I wonder if some of those guys can walk today. SJ ran their legs off - even the ball looked tired at the end.
It figures. I'd seen every minute of every playoff game so far live, and then I choose to go over to a friends house and get drunk on wine and good beer while eating a fabulous dinner during the LA/SJ game. I have it on tape though. I gotta admit I was pulling for LA since Landon Donovan is the biggest pu$$y beotch whiner in professional sports. On a side note. DC has scored exactly as many playoff goals this season as Columbus. Nice return to glory their dickheads. Furthermore, if anyone in MLS decides to give Hristo a contract next season they should be sent to camp x-ray. That guy is an embarassment to the human race.