ITV Sport has declared itself as a bastion of shi.teness by announcing that Gary Megson is favourite for the job. What are they on? Crack? Ho-hum, we've been here before, over each and every name again and again, fer Kerist's sake!; Hoddle - Are you mad? Houllier - As above Megson - Now you're taking the piss! Vialli - Led Watford to glory MON - Let's face it, it's not going to happen is it? Bryan Robson - Oh f.u.ck off! George Graham - No Christophe Daum - Hmmm. Topmoller - Do we need another germanic accent at the Lane, a la Gross? No. Strachan - What exactly has he ever done to deserve his popularity? He's way overrated! Ranieri - About to be fired at Valencia Antic - Not now that Pleat's gone! Hurrah! Jol - Might be good. But these stop-gaps always do well until officially appointed, and then they get crap Venables - Hasn't been good for about 10years now.