Russian section of NYC?

Nah, those are Tatars, who are Jews in disguise*

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* I gotta remember to tell that to my father-in-law.

 

They can't be. Tartar sauce has mayo in it.

 

Если в кране есть вода - значит, жид нассал туда

 

Tatar sauce is horse's milk. Try it after a couple of days in the sun and you'll see why Ghengis Khan arse-fcuked certain drunks into slavery for 300 years.

 

U people have a special skill in making a person's stomach ache, i can't even see any of u and i already feel like yacking.

 

That too

 

Drink less maybe, mate? Eat less kolbasa? Sorry I can't help you

But I do apologize for stealing all your money and generally owning you in every way possible Dimochka solnyshko, go fuck yourself

 

Shurik you're a ********ing ******** simple as that. I'm not even going to get angry over that remark. But i might get drunk as hell and ******** a Jewish girl, since that's the only way a normal man would have the adacity to fuk those ugly terds.

 

Yeah, DK, what the hell happened to all those money we stole? Either I've never gotten my share or those drunks were never good for much.

 

DK calm down, i know it's difficult to live in a shithole like Maryland.

 

that's too funny, my stomach hurts

I though hazari practiced judaism...

Malenki malchik na derevo vzlez
Ded Afanasiy dostal svoi obrez
Vistrel razdalsa i malchik upal
Afanasia s zadi zhid prekrival

 

Well it's only a shithole because I stole all the money from the black people, too, so I'm all set to be honest.

 

Well living in a shithole like Baltimore it's not hard to lose sight of ur money.

 

You are such a 'tard

See you around, Dimulya.

 

SHurik i bet ur daddy had some of our potent Russian vodka when he made you. No sober man would lay it to a Jewish girl. U might as well ******** a man, have u seen the shoulders on these women? Jesus Christ u could fit a bus on those monsters.

 

Alright Moshe, Borya, Avren, Ari, watever ur name is Don't work too hard...waite....u'r Jewish.

 

Even Rodina-Mat' is a dirty kike:



(the architect's Jewish mother probably posed for him during the prototyping stage)

 

Look at that figure, most Jewish women would kill for that lol.

 

You know what's sad, of course? That for all the crap you spew, you still understand that we ********ing own you. Yeah. Deal with it.

 

Ha....

ты - забавный парень, Shurik...

Where the hell is Baltimore anyway? You can tell me, I live in a veritable wasteland...I won't judge. And trust me, I don't have a clue where most places in the US are, this is coming from a man, who once declared San Diego, "As somewhere down in Mexico...." To a 50-50 audience split of pure laughter and complete shocked looks of fellow Californians stood in front of him...

But please, carry on everybody. This stuff is pure gold for when I'm chairing the International Conference for Russian Jews in Huddersfield tomorrow night.

 

Baltimore is a 45 minute drive from DC; its a pretty large city in its own right.

 

Interesting....

Always wanted to go to DC. I don't know why - but it seems logical...

What I find is, that most American cities are huge and then there is nothing that registers on the scales for miles. Unless you are stuck in the North...

Similar to France in that respect...

*insert French joke here*

I would like to visit New York sometime again. 4 years since I last went I think....

 

Yep. November 2001.

Hmmmm. That was very symbolical given the times. Alot of unity between the people I met...